I changed my Abe Vigoda avatar! Was glad I realized IMCT was back before some dirty thief picked up the Jimmy Jazz username.tepista wrote:So was tepista, but the whole reason we wanted IMCT back is because we hate change.Dr. Medulla wrote: Hookworm was an old and very unfunny reference.
Poll #2
- Jimmy Jazz
- Graffiti Bandit Pioneer
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- Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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Sexist'd.matedog wrote:God, marriage must suck. I hope I at least marry a unicorn or other mythical beast. Oh wait...Dr. Medulla wrote:She's the boss because in any disagreement, hers is the only vote that counts.tepista wrote:exactlyDr. Medulla wrote:Until the boss and I bought our house .................
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Dr. Medulla
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You are consistently wrong, I'll give you that …matedog wrote:God, marriage must suck.Dr. Medulla wrote:She's the boss because in any disagreement, hers is the only vote that counts.tepista wrote:exactlyDr. Medulla wrote:Until the boss and I bought our house .................
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
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- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
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If you aren't married, you're forced to do this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
- Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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Ahahahahaha!tepista wrote:If you aren't married, you're forced to do this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
By the way, I laugh, but I'm dating a Jewish actress. Do you have any idea how useless she is for either cooking, cleaning, or laundry? I'm lucky if I get to spend more than five minutes at home without a floral apron on...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37917
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Poll #2
I married a Mexican. Shit is always clean. When people ask where we met, I like to tell them she was my cleaning lady. But when it comes down to "we're moving" or something important/life changing, her word is final.Wolter wrote:Ahahahahaha!tepista wrote:If you aren't married, you're forced to do this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
By the way, I laugh, but I'm dating a Jewish actress. Do you have any idea how useless she is for either cooking, cleaning, or laundry? I'm lucky if I get to spend more than five minutes at home without a floral apron on...
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Poll #2
I clean and do laundry, but the extent of my cooking entails the microwave and a bag of popcorn.Wolter wrote:Ahahahahaha!tepista wrote:If you aren't married, you're forced to do this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
By the way, I laugh, but I'm dating a Jewish actress. Do you have any idea how useless she is for either cooking, cleaning, or laundry? I'm lucky if I get to spend more than five minutes at home without a floral apron on...
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
- 101Walterton
- The Best
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Counting sheep is a dangerous road to go down !!JennyB wrote:My husband always bitches about how his parents turned his childhood bedroom into an office. Boo fucking hoo, I moved 15 times from K-12th grade. My mom's best friend, when having trouble sleeping, counts my parents' houses instead of sheep. 101 is thankful for that though, because he even likes imaginary sheep.Wolter wrote:From Dec of 1997 to Dec of 1999 I lived in like 9 different apartments. And that's not counting being homeless and couch surfing for about 6 months at the beginning of 1999.tepista wrote:The memories. When I was born, we had an apt on Detroit Street, and until I was about ten, I thought I was born IN Detroit. We got the family house before I was one, and lived there for over 20 years, so yeah, I don't like moving.Wolter wrote: Yikes. The longest I've ever lived in one place was 6 years. And that was the place I lived until I was 6.
The longest I've lived in one apartment since I lived at home was 2.5 years.
- Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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Yeah, but that's where the whole "actress" thing kicks in.JennyB wrote:I clean and do laundry, but the extent of my cooking entails the microwave and a bag of popcorn.Wolter wrote:Ahahahahaha!tepista wrote:If you aren't married, you're forced to do this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_ ... nRbsgZ.3QA
By the way, I laugh, but I'm dating a Jewish actress. Do you have any idea how useless she is for either cooking, cleaning, or laundry? I'm lucky if I get to spend more than five minutes at home without a floral apron on...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"