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I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
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JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
You provide semitic class to the joint, baby!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
You provide semitic class to the joint, baby!
Indeed.

By the by, Ali wants me to audition for a Hasidic Jew role tonight. She's mad.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
You provide semitic class to the joint, baby!
Indeed.

By the by, Ali wants me to audition for a Hasidic Jew role tonight. She's mad.
ah too bad, i've got the beard chops to make it...
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Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
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Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
John Gibson's all set to denounce you all!
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Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
It sounds like the role of a lifetime. I say go for it.
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JennyB wrote:
Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
It sounds like the role of a lifetime. I say go for it.
I'm waiting to here if it's still available. If so...I'm hopping on a bus.

I kinda suspect it's already been cast.
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Well, shit! No it hasn't. Running out the door to read for it. Adios!
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That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
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Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!

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101Walterton wrote:
Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!
Are you high? Who wouldn't want that kind of part?

In all seriousness, the show is hilarious. It's a little lightweight conceptually, but it has some gutbusting moments in it.
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Wolter wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!
Are you high? Who wouldn't want that kind of part?

In all seriousness, the show is hilarious. It's a little lightweight conceptually, but it has some gutbusting moments in it.
A Gay Jewish Paedohile Satan ?
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Thanks for quoting me, I guess.

We're you planning to add anything to that? :shifty:
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Wolter wrote:Thanks for quoting me, I guess.

We're you planning to add anything to that? :shifty:

Are you high ?

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