Hey Limeys...

[Marky Dread]

Geese are hard as fuck.

They can flock off.

[BitterTom]

Geese are hard as fuck.

They can flock off.

If it's good for the gander...

[Sparky]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

[Marky Dread]

Geese are hard as fuck.

They can flock off.

If it's good for the gander...

Uganda.

[Marky Dread]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Plus we are as hard as nails.

[gkbill]

Hello,

I know from my trail running to avoid grizzly bears at all costs. Wear small bells around your ankles to alert them (a surprised grizzly bear is worse than a tranquil grizzly bear) and clear out if you see grizzly bear dung. You can tell it's grizzly bear dung as it will contain small bells.

I'll get my coat, 101.

[Kimmelweck]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

[Marky Dread]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

Rats are easy. Just chuck some cheese at them. Always carry some spare cheese behind your ear.

[Kimmelweck]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

Rats are easy. Just chuck some cheese at them. Always carry some spare cheese behind your ear.

Pretty sure carrying cheese counts as being armed in this case.

You'd lose to the rat on a technical disqualification.

[Marky Dread]

The goose disparity is the most interesting I think.

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

Rats are easy. Just chuck some cheese at them. Always carry some spare cheese behind your ear.

Pretty sure carrying cheese counts as being armed in this case.

"Yeah that's right your honour I killed him with a lump of cheese". Guilty as charged.

[Kimmelweck]

I'm all for American optimism, but seriously folks, what are you thinking? Brits appear a little more realistic in their abilities.

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

Rats are easy. Just chuck some cheese at them. Always carry some spare cheese behind your ear.

Pretty sure carrying cheese counts as being armed in this case.

You'd lose to the rat on a technical disqualification.

"Yeah that's right your honour I killed him with a lump of cheese". Guilty as charged.

That's some cheesy humor right there.

[Marky Dread]

Looks like about 17% of Americans and 10% of Brits have no idea how quickly a chimp could rip your face off.

Also, rats are agile and can be jumpers. Plus that squealing gets in your head. I’d steer clear of a rat.

Geese act tough but I’m pretty sure I could just punt a goose like a football. The key is to keep your wits about you during their initial rush. I’d fight a goose before a rat.

Rats are easy. Just chuck some cheese at them. Always carry some spare cheese behind your ear.

Pretty sure carrying cheese counts as being armed in this case.

You'd lose to the rat on a technical disqualification.

"Yeah that's right your honour I killed him with a lump of cheese". Guilty as charged.

That's some cheesy humor right there.

[matedog]

Maybe I’m a dumb, arrogant American, but can’t you just stomp on a rat? Same for a grizzly.

[Kimmelweck]

Maybe I’m a dumb, arrogant American, but can’t you just stomp on a rat? Same for a grizzly.

Rats are shifty. They wouldn’t stay in place long enough to get stomped. A medium-sized dog, sure, stomp away. But good luck stompin’ a rat.

[Flex]

Same for a grizzly.

damn right