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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:18pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

No, no, no, you fool. Always say that you've been hacked, probably by antifa or BLM. You were looking up tractors and then antifa hacked your computer and made you look at anal fisting for 20 minutes. C'mon, you're in politics!

But that is a swell jerk-off vest.
Yeah, he could have used the Pete Townshend "research purposes" defence. Simples! Really though, guy's a massive jerk (off) but this does seem rather small beer when you consider the things some of his slimy colleagues have done and not resigned for.

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Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 3:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:18pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

No, no, no, you fool. Always say that you've been hacked, probably by antifa or BLM. You were looking up tractors and then antifa hacked your computer and made you look at anal fisting for 20 minutes. C'mon, you're in politics!

But that is a swell jerk-off vest.
Yeah, he could have used the Pete Townshend "research purposes" defence. Simples! Really though, guy's a massive jerk (off) but this does seem rather small beer when you consider the things some of his slimy colleagues have done and not resigned for.
That's the thing—it's a scandal to be watching porn in Parliament but perfectly fine to pass legislation that guts people's access to safe housing, food, education, and healthcare. If you help pass legislation that makes sure nobody ever goes hungry, you can splooge to dwarf porn while enjoying a buttplug for all I care.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 3:27pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 3:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:18pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

No, no, no, you fool. Always say that you've been hacked, probably by antifa or BLM. You were looking up tractors and then antifa hacked your computer and made you look at anal fisting for 20 minutes. C'mon, you're in politics!

But that is a swell jerk-off vest.
Yeah, he could have used the Pete Townshend "research purposes" defence. Simples! Really though, guy's a massive jerk (off) but this does seem rather small beer when you consider the things some of his slimy colleagues have done and not resigned for.
That's the thing—it's a scandal to be watching porn in Parliament but perfectly fine to pass legislation that guts people's access to safe housing, food, education, and healthcare. If you help pass legislation that makes sure nobody ever goes hungry, you can splooge to dwarf porn while enjoying a buttplug for all I care.
Like the obnoxious prick who was health secretary during the pandemic, instituting policies that led to Britain having one of the highest death rates in the world while dishing out mega ppe contracts to his mates and the thing that gets him is being caught Al Cafuckingpone like snogging his private secretary on cctv. It's all so fucking messed up.

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Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
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Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:00pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
Should have said he was an Ipswich fan looking up "Tractor Boys". There's no telling what dark paths an innocent query like that could set you down and he only dwelt on it because he thought one of the main "actors" looked like Arnold Muhren.

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:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:23pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:00pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
Should have said he was an Ipswich fan looking up "Tractor Boys". There's no telling what dark paths an innocent query like that could set you down and he only dwelt on it because he thought one of the main "actors" looked like Arnold Muhren.
Seriously you can't trust any of these fuckers!
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:40pm
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:23pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:00pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
Should have said he was an Ipswich fan looking up "Tractor Boys". There's no telling what dark paths an innocent query like that could set you down and he only dwelt on it because he thought one of the main "actors" looked like Arnold Muhren.
Seriously you can't trust any of these fuckers!
And you often hear folk going on about the "dark" days of the sleaze and expenses scandals, but how could anyone think anything has remotely changes? Only the lies have got more brazen.

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Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 5:08pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:40pm
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:23pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:00pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 2:02pm
Everybody's fixated on how a guy can go from looking up tractors to watching porn while sitting in parliament, but honestly all i can think is what the fuck is the dude wearing?

Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
Should have said he was an Ipswich fan looking up "Tractor Boys". There's no telling what dark paths an innocent query like that could set you down and he only dwelt on it because he thought one of the main "actors" looked like Arnold Muhren.
Seriously you can't trust any of these fuckers!
And you often hear folk going on about the "dark" days of the sleaze and expenses scandals, but how could anyone think anything has remotely changes? Only the lies have got more brazen.
Just shitting all over us and getting away with it. But it's happened for centuries.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 5:46pm
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 5:08pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:40pm
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Low Down Low wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:23pm
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Apr 2022, 4:00pm


Massey Fergusson = Massive Furry Muff

Oh yeah easy mistake that. :rolleyes:
Should have said he was an Ipswich fan looking up "Tractor Boys". There's no telling what dark paths an innocent query like that could set you down and he only dwelt on it because he thought one of the main "actors" looked like Arnold Muhren.
Seriously you can't trust any of these fuckers!
And you often hear folk going on about the "dark" days of the sleaze and expenses scandals, but how could anyone think anything has remotely changes? Only the lies have got more brazen.
Just shitting all over us and getting away with it. But it's happened for centuries.
You're definitely not wrong there mate!

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New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387

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Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:12am
New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387
If they kept the cable around her neck, maybe that would get the critics onboard.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:34am
Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:12am
New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387
If they kept the cable around her neck, maybe that would get the critics onboard.
That statue gives the pigeons something else to crap on. Which seems very fitting.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:48am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:34am
Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:12am
New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387
If they kept the cable around her neck, maybe that would get the critics onboard.
That statue gives the pigeons something else to crap on. Which seems very fitting.
"Come friendly pigeons and drop your bombs on Thatcher."

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Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 7:49am
Marky Dread wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:48am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:34am
Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:12am
New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387
If they kept the cable around her neck, maybe that would get the critics onboard.
That statue gives the pigeons something else to crap on. Which seems very fitting.
"Come friendly pigeons and drop your bombs on Thatcher."
Exactly.😉
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Low Down Low wrote:
15 May 2022, 6:12am
New definition of optimism just landed...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lin ... e-61455387
That first picture makes it look like she's got the lynching she deserved.

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