Hey Limeys...

[Dr. Medulla]

I hereby volunteer to be your guide if you ever get deported to Germany!

Me: I think I got food poisoning from that Bavarian's food cart. I need to get to a hospital.
Olaf:hospital.jpg
Me:

Did I say Jethro Tull? Sorry, I meant Judas Priest.

Anyway, I warned you about that Bavarian food!

Well, that explains how I ended up Großmutter Gertrude's Kaffeeshop.

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

Schoolchildren get candy on the first day; new employees in the civil service get a stomach pump and enema kit.

[revbob]

I hereby volunteer to be your guide if you ever get deported to Germany!

Me: I think I got food poisoning from that Bavarian's food cart. I need to get to a hospital.
Olaf:hospital.jpg
Me:

Did I say Jethro Tull? Sorry, I meant Judas Priest.

Anyway, I warned you about that Bavarian food!

Well, that explains how I ended up Großmutter Gertrude's Kaffeeshop.

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

[Olaf]

Me: I think I got food poisoning from that Bavarian's food cart. I need to get to a hospital.
Olaf:hospital.jpg
Me:

Did I say Jethro Tull? Sorry, I meant Judas Priest.

Anyway, I warned you about that Bavarian food!

Well, that explains how I ended up Großmutter Gertrude's Kaffeeshop.

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

[Dr. Medulla]

Did I say Jethro Tull? Sorry, I meant Judas Priest.

Anyway, I warned you about that Bavarian food!

Well, that explains how I ended up Großmutter Gertrude's Kaffeeshop.

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

[Olaf]

Well, that explains how I ended up Großmutter Gertrude's Kaffeeshop.

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

[Dr. Medulla]

Luckily, I always carry this stomach pump and enema kit with me when travelling in Bavaria.

stomach-pump-image.jpg

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

Debate me, you coward!

[Olaf]

I think this belongs in the butt plug thread

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

Debate me, you coward!

Still plenty of time for that when you're in the EU. Literally.

[Dr. Medulla]

Now that you mention it, I never found that butt plug thing again after the incident with Doc. And I blamed Großmutter Gertrude!

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

Debate me, you coward!

Still plenty of time for that when you're in the EU. Literally.

I guess we could take the UK's office, assuming the EU hasn't turned it into a kid's play room or something.

[Silent Majority]

So it's just an incident to you? Well, the mask comes off!

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

Debate me, you coward!

Still plenty of time for that when you're in the EU. Literally.

I guess we could take the UK's office, assuming the EU hasn't turned it into a kid's play room or something.

Turned it?

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah well... did you really believe the drivel about coming to Canada and listen to your nu gaze collection?

You just had your stomach pumped, I didn't want you to feel bad.

Debate me, you coward!

Still plenty of time for that when you're in the EU. Literally.

I guess we could take the UK's office, assuming the EU hasn't turned it into a kid's play room or something.

Turned it?

I've seen enough movies. All British diplomats have pin-striped suits, monocles, firm but full moustaches, and are *all business.*

[Dr. Medulla]

[Dr. Medulla]

The Boss has taken to watching the Great British Baking something or other. Every time I see that fucking Noel Fielding, I just see someone who has definitely committed criminal acts against women, probably many underage. The only tv he should be on is a prison cc screen.

[Low Down Low]

The Boss has taken to watching the Great British Baking something or other. Every time I see that fucking Noel Fielding, I just see someone who has definitely committed criminal acts against women, probably many underage. The only tv he should be on is a prison cc screen.

I don't know why but i always hated that guy even before any of the creepy stuff became known and everybody else seemed to like him. And yes, I'm feeling a little bit smug about it now.

[Dr. Medulla]

The Boss has taken to watching the Great British Baking something or other. Every time I see that fucking Noel Fielding, I just see someone who has definitely committed criminal acts against women, probably many underage. The only tv he should be on is a prison cc screen.

I don't know why but i always hated that guy even before any of the creepy stuff became known and everybody else seemed to like him. And yes, I'm feeling a little bit smug about it now.

Has anything been proven? I'm just going entirely by his looks and presentation.

[Marky Dread]

The Boss has taken to watching the Great British Baking something or other. Every time I see that fucking Noel Fielding, I just see someone who has definitely committed criminal acts against women, probably many underage. The only tv he should be on is a prison cc screen.

I don't know why but i always hated that guy even before any of the creepy stuff became known and everybody else seemed to like him. And yes, I'm feeling a little bit smug about it now.

Has anything been proven? I'm just going entirely by his looks and presentation.

What has he supposed to have done? I just thought he was unwell.