The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Is it strange that this is probably the first thread I check everytime I return after a long absence?

Gotta get that mainline Tep fix.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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On historical accuracy in media:

"The Brady Bunch was only BASED on a true story, 101, and heartbreaking, yes, but Marcia's nose healed"
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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On modern medicine:
if I'm going to get medical advice off the internet, it better come from someone who likes the same music as me.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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On workplace behavior:
monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Flex wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 3:29pm
On workplace behavior:
monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
T-shirt worthy
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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On the notorious habits of notorious Canadians:
he reads books in the bathtub
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Tep is so quotable he's actually quoting OTHER people now. Mind: blown.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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For a second I thought Bankrobber was back.
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