Is it strange that this is probably the first thread I check everytime I return after a long absence?
Gotta get that mainline Tep fix.
The Quotable Tepista
- Bankrobber
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
- Bankrobber
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On historical accuracy in media:
"The Brady Bunch was only BASED on a true story, 101, and heartbreaking, yes, but Marcia's nose healed"
"The Brady Bunch was only BASED on a true story, 101, and heartbreaking, yes, but Marcia's nose healed"
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
On modern medicine:
if I'm going to get medical advice off the internet, it better come from someone who likes the same music as me.
if I'm going to get medical advice off the internet, it better come from someone who likes the same music as me.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
- Flex
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On workplace behavior:
monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Flex
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
On the notorious habits of notorious Canadians:
he reads books in the bathtub
he reads books in the bathtub
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Flex
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Tep is so quotable he's actually quoting OTHER people now. Mind: blown.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: The Quotable Tepista
For a second I thought Bankrobber was back.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
- Flex
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
On conveying proper respect for the recently deceased:
I want the coffin to not fit in the hole
I want the coffin to not fit in the hole
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!