The Quotable Tepista

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Kaleb wrote:On American Sexual Identity Politics, Heteronormative Stigmatization Efforts In:
glory hole!
I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
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Kaleb wrote:I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
One of your finest.
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On Nerd Culture, The Sudden Millenial Rise Of:
Ha! Neil Gay-man.
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On Income Disparity, Both Real and Perceived Amongst Classes In America:
You're not poor? I should have known with your micro-brewed beer and your 32 teeth and your permanent address. This is the 99%, PAL! Why don't you go fill your Chrysler 300 with premium gas and drive it across a toll road to a restaurant that has cloth napkins, Rockefeller.
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On Peter Gabriel:

Oh, I do enjoy singing the lyrics "in your ass" whenever I hear "In Your Eyes' to the non-amusement of anyone around me.
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On bonds that never break:
As long as I'm alive, someone will accuse you of being racist.

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On superhero taxonomy:
No, I'm fine with a superchimp, not a cat. What is he gonna fight crime for two minutes, then lick himself for 20 minutes, then sleep for 14 hours? Powers or not, it's a goddamn cat!

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On Elvis Costello puns, Bigfoot edition:
I'm gonna pitch a new Bigfoot Hunter show and call it Sasquatching the Detectives.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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On film criticism
I'll watch ANYTHING with Maime Van Doren, and I have. John Saxon doesn't hurt either.
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On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.

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Rat Patrol wrote:On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.

Solid gold
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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On crossing the taxonomic red line:
I don't like reading the word "rhesus" in front of monkey, cuz when you hear it, it sounds like Reese's monkey, and it makes me happy to imagine two monkeys arguing over who got whose chocolate mixed with whose peanut butter.

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On good breeding:
I wish Richard Hell and John McEnroe had a kid together and he spent 10 minutes yelling at his heroin dealer.

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On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.

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