SCIENCE!

[WestwayKid]

Note to self: Look up in dictionary what “distant” means after killing Kimmelweck.

Seriously though, it can be mind-blowing to contemplate what Earth was like 75 million years ago. Imagine if Kory's time-machine malfunctioned, and instead of a Clash show, he dumped us all off somewhere in the Cretaceous with no way back.

And even more mind-blowing, this is what the menu looks like at the pizza place around the corner from me:

Snack (5 Wings) - $10.49
Single (10 Wings) - $15.99
Double (20 Wings) - $28.99
Triple (30 Wings) - $41.49
Box (50 Wings) - $63.99

I remember in the 90s, local bars and restaurants would have "10-Cent Wing Night". I haven't ordered Buffalo wings in several years.

I was recently at a place in New Orleans that advertised 1,000 pieces of chicken for $999.99!

That … does not seem like an enticing price.

https://www.melbas.com/melbas-tulane-ave#our-menu

[Dr. Medulla]

Note to self: Look up in dictionary what “distant” means after killing Kimmelweck.

Seriously though, it can be mind-blowing to contemplate what Earth was like 75 million years ago. Imagine if Kory's time-machine malfunctioned, and instead of a Clash show, he dumped us all off somewhere in the Cretaceous with no way back.

And even more mind-blowing, this is what the menu looks like at the pizza place around the corner from me:

Snack (5 Wings) - $10.49
Single (10 Wings) - $15.99
Double (20 Wings) - $28.99
Triple (30 Wings) - $41.49
Box (50 Wings) - $63.99

I remember in the 90s, local bars and restaurants would have "10-Cent Wing Night". I haven't ordered Buffalo wings in several years.

I was recently at a place in New Orleans that advertised 1,000 pieces of chicken for $999.99!

That … does not seem like an enticing price.

https://www.melbas.com/melbas-tulane-ave#our-menu

Europeans could make so many "fat Americans" jokes from that.

[WestwayKid]

Seriously though, it can be mind-blowing to contemplate what Earth was like 75 million years ago. Imagine if Kory's time-machine malfunctioned, and instead of a Clash show, he dumped us all off somewhere in the Cretaceous with no way back.

And even more mind-blowing, this is what the menu looks like at the pizza place around the corner from me:

Snack (5 Wings) - $10.49
Single (10 Wings) - $15.99
Double (20 Wings) - $28.99
Triple (30 Wings) - $41.49
Box (50 Wings) - $63.99

I remember in the 90s, local bars and restaurants would have "10-Cent Wing Night". I haven't ordered Buffalo wings in several years.

I was recently at a place in New Orleans that advertised 1,000 pieces of chicken for $999.99!

That … does not seem like an enticing price.

We ended up not ordering food. They sold these obnoxious "daiquiris" which I think were just cheap, sugary slushes with cheap alcohol and the line was clogged up with people ordering those. The food did look good, however.
https://www.melbas.com/melbas-tulane-ave#our-menu

Europeans could make so many "fat Americans" jokes from that.

[revbob]

...The gas needs a place to escape, and usually, it’s through your rectum.

When you block a fart from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut wall and be reabsorbed into your bloodstream. From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your mouth via exhaling...

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

[Dr. Medulla]

...The gas needs a place to escape, and usually, it’s through your rectum.

When you block a fart from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut wall and be reabsorbed into your bloodstream. From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your mouth via exhaling...

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

Not the same thing, but when I was a kid I had what I think now was a case of gastritis. For whatever reason, my mother never took me to a doctor and I did get over it after several days, but it amounted to a *lot* of belching and what emerged like rotten eggs. Just horrible to taste and smell. I can't imagine ass gas coming out that way being worse.

[Mimi]

...The gas needs a place to escape, and usually, it’s through your rectum.

When you block a fart from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut wall and be reabsorbed into your bloodstream. From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your mouth via exhaling...

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

Not the same thing, but when I was a kid I had what I think now was a case of gastritis. For whatever reason, my mother never took me to a doctor and I did get over it after several days, but it amounted to a *lot* of belching and what emerged like rotten eggs. Just horrible to taste and smell. I can't imagine ass gas coming out that way being worse.

omg, I had that happen to me too. I remembered it and looked it up the other day and found that it could have been a food intolerance.

[Dr. Medulla]

...The gas needs a place to escape, and usually, it’s through your rectum.

When you block a fart from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut wall and be reabsorbed into your bloodstream. From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your mouth via exhaling...

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

Not the same thing, but when I was a kid I had what I think now was a case of gastritis. For whatever reason, my mother never took me to a doctor and I did get over it after several days, but it amounted to a *lot* of belching and what emerged like rotten eggs. Just horrible to taste and smell. I can't imagine ass gas coming out that way being worse.

omg, I had that happen to me too. I remembered it and looked it up the other day and found that it could have been a food intolerance.

Wretched, huh? I can appreciate now why everyone in my family was basically shunning me, but as a kid it felt cruel

[revbob]

...The gas needs a place to escape, and usually, it’s through your rectum.

When you block a fart from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut wall and be reabsorbed into your bloodstream. From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your mouth via exhaling...

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

Not the same thing, but when I was a kid I had what I think now was a case of gastritis. For whatever reason, my mother never took me to a doctor and I did get over it after several days, but it amounted to a *lot* of belching and what emerged like rotten eggs. Just horrible to taste and smell. I can't imagine ass gas coming out that way being worse.

omg, I had that happen to me too. I remembered it and looked it up the other day and found that it could have been a food intolerance.

Wretched, huh? I can appreciate now why everyone in my family was basically shunning me, but as a kid it felt cruel

But not unusual right?

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.healthline.com/health/fart- ... t-possible

Not the same thing, but when I was a kid I had what I think now was a case of gastritis. For whatever reason, my mother never took me to a doctor and I did get over it after several days, but it amounted to a *lot* of belching and what emerged like rotten eggs. Just horrible to taste and smell. I can't imagine ass gas coming out that way being worse.

omg, I had that happen to me too. I remembered it and looked it up the other day and found that it could have been a food intolerance.

Wretched, huh? I can appreciate now why everyone in my family was basically shunning me, but as a kid it felt cruel

But not unusual right?

Even as sixth of six, it felt worse than usual.

[revbob]

3 million smart toothbrushes cause millions in damage due to DDoS attack

https://www.notebookcheck.net/3-million ... 810.0.html

Why do toothbrushes need internet connectivity?

[Sparky]

3 million smart toothbrushes cause millions in damage due to DDoS attack

https://www.notebookcheck.net/3-million ... 810.0.html

Why do toothbrushes need internet connectivity?

Perhaps to tattle on little Johnny or Mary when they say they brushed but didn't?

[Dr. Medulla]

3 million smart toothbrushes cause millions in damage due to DDoS attack

https://www.notebookcheck.net/3-million ... 810.0.html

Why do toothbrushes need internet connectivity?

Imitation crabmeat is a very specific setting that requires internet data.

[revbob]

https://www.iflscience.com/human-penise ... hing-67566

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.iflscience.com/human-penise ... hing-67566

… ladies?

[Dr. Medulla]

Clerk at the pet store today was wearing this: