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matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:02pm
Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 2:57pm
hoy mistakes his playing on the matedong for art blakey, an artful and inventive powerhouse, when he's really more peter criss, off beat and obviously deteriorating skill.
Wife and sister in law asked what I was laughing at. This took a lot of explanation and ended up being more embarrassing than I had expected (my expectations were considerable too).
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
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Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:29pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:02pm
Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 2:57pm
hoy mistakes his playing on the matedong for art blakey, an artful and inventive powerhouse, when he's really more peter criss, off beat and obviously deteriorating skill.
Wife and sister in law asked what I was laughing at. This took a lot of explanation and ended up being more embarrassing than I had expected (my expectations were considerable too).
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
So who's setting up the GoFundMe for the divorce attorney?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:48pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:29pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:02pm

Wife and sister in law asked what I was laughing at. This took a lot of explanation and ended up being more embarrassing than I had expected (my expectations were considerable too).
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
So who's setting up the GoFundMe for the divorce attorney?
I'll probably wind up making the PPT as usual, so...Jenny?
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Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:53pm
I'll probably wind up making the PPT as usual, so...Jenny?
Speaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:57pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:53pm
I'll probably wind up making the PPT as usual, so...Jenny?
Speaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
Trying to wrap my head around PPT drives me crazy. It's one of my most hated programs because it's so damn fickle. I wish I could help you. I wish someone could help me. The only thing i can think is if you have it set to autoplay or not?
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Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:29pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:02pm
Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 2:57pm
hoy mistakes his playing on the matedong for art blakey, an artful and inventive powerhouse, when he's really more peter criss, off beat and obviously deteriorating skill.
Wife and sister in law asked what I was laughing at. This took a lot of explanation and ended up being more embarrassing than I had expected (my expectations were considerable too).
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
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Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:39pm
Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
:lol: Quality
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Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:39pm
Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
Yeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
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Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:43pm
Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:39pm
Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
Yeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
My wife knows I don't have any real friends. :approve:
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Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:29pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:02pm

Wife and sister in law asked what I was laughing at. This took a lot of explanation and ended up being more embarrassing than I had expected (my expectations were considerable too).
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
"Aaah, figging. This is far less embarrassing than making jokes about my American friend masturbating with an awkward grip."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:57pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:53pm
I'll probably wind up making the PPT as usual, so...Jenny?
Speaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
Trying to wrap my head around PPT drives me crazy. It's one of my most hated programs because it's so damn fickle. I wish I could help you. I wish someone could help me. The only thing i can think is if you have it set to autoplay or not?
Nope, no autoplay. Maybe shit would work better in Keynote, but school computers at the lecterns are all Windows, so I've never built stuff in anything but Powerpoint.
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matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 7:13pm
Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 5:29pm
matedog wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm


Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
I didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."
If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
"Aaah, figging. This is far less embarrassing than making jokes about my American friend masturbating with an awkward grip."
:lol: None of us should be employable, dateable, marryable.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 7:12pm
Kory wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:43pm
Flex wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:39pm
Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:36pm
My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.
The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
Yeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
My wife knows I don't have any real friends. :approve:
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https://thehardtimes.net/music/nation-d ... drumstick/

Kory gets a nice punch in the nads at the end, too.
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