If you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pmSerious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
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So who's setting up the GoFundMe for the divorce attorney?Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:29pmIf you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pmSerious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
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I'll probably wind up making the PPT as usual, so...Jenny?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:48pmSo who's setting up the GoFundMe for the divorce attorney?Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:29pmIf you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pmSerious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
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Speaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
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Trying to wrap my head around PPT drives me crazy. It's one of my most hated programs because it's so damn fickle. I wish I could help you. I wish someone could help me. The only thing i can think is if you have it set to autoplay or not?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:57pmSpeaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
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My girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:29pmIf you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pmSerious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
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The missus occasionally asks how often I visit IMCT and I always answer once because I just open up my IMCT tab for the day and never close it.
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Yeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
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My wife knows I don't have any real friends.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 6:43pmYeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
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"Aaah, figging. This is far less embarrassing than making jokes about my American friend masturbating with an awkward grip."Heston wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 6:36pmMy girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:29pmIf you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pmSerious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Nope, no autoplay. Maybe shit would work better in Keynote, but school computers at the lecterns are all Windows, so I've never built stuff in anything but Powerpoint.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 6:34pmTrying to wrap my head around PPT drives me crazy. It's one of my most hated programs because it's so damn fickle. I wish I could help you. I wish someone could help me. The only thing i can think is if you have it set to autoplay or not?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:57pmSpeaking of PowerPoint, maybe someone can help me on this. For my lectures, I use PPT for colour (not, like, bullet points about whatever I'm talking about). When I use a video for a slide, once it's done playing and I click to the next slide—manual, no timing—quite often the video starts playing again. I haven't found any solution, but it's damned annoying.
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None of us should be employable, dateable, marryable.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 7:13pm"Aaah, figging. This is far less embarrassing than making jokes about my American friend masturbating with an awkward grip."Heston wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 6:36pmMy girlfriend walked behind me when I was on here and I hurriedly switched to a porn page I'd been viewing earlier.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 5:29pmIf you were more open about this stuff upfront, it wouldn't be as difficult to explain later on. I suggest a Powerpoint presentation about IMCT for your family.matedog wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:56pmI didn't even bother talking about my username and "matedong."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 3:21pm
Serious unforced error. Best to saying something relatively less embarrassing like, "Just thinking about an episode of Young Sheldon."
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*fistbump*Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 7:12pmMy wife knows I don't have any real friends.Kory wrote: ↑08 Apr 2021, 6:43pmYeah I just leave my browser open when I put my computer to sleep, so I only really visit IMCT when I need to do a browser update.
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Kory gets a nice punch in the nads at the end, too.
Kory gets a nice punch in the nads at the end, too.
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