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These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 10:50am
These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:00am
matedog wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 10:50am
These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.
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Wolter wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:00am
matedog wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 10:50am
These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.
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Marky Dread wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:40am
Wolter wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:00am
matedog wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 10:50am
These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.
35 minute drum solo.
Emphasis on solo.
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Wolter wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 1:26pm
Marky Dread wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:40am
Wolter wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 11:00am
matedog wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 10:50am
These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.
35 minute drum solo.
Emphasis on solo.
The rhythm and technique go a little like this:
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It just struck me that Terry must have had such a decent post-Clash career cos ill informed metalheads were after the guy who was busy falling through windows at the time. "Yeah, get the Clash drummer." then wincing through the drum solos.
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Fuck that band to death.
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Kory wrote:
26 Feb 2020, 3:05pm
Fuck that band to death.
Counterpoint: He's the drummer.
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“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
These are all valid points.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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