Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 13 Feb 2019, 1:09pm
I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
Emphasis on solo.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:40am35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
The rhythm and technique go a little like this:Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 1:26pmEmphasis on solo.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:40am35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
Fuck that band to death.
These are all valid points.“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”