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Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 5:05pm
by Dr. Medulla
matedog wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 4:38pm
“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
These are all valid points.
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 3:25pm
Counterpoint: He's the drummer.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 6:18pm
by Kory
matedog wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 4:38pm
“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
These are all valid points.
Yup. Arrangement is songwriting if you're in a band.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 19 Mar 2020, 8:37pm
by Flex
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 19 Mar 2020, 11:23pm
by matedog
Flex wrote: ↑19 Mar 2020, 8:37pm
Just don't tell Terry Bozzio that.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
by Heston
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
by Marky Dread
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
by Heston
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
by 101Walterton
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
by Heston
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
by BitterTom
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
perc.jpg
This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
by 101Walterton
BitterTom wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 6:29pm
by Marky Dread
BitterTom wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
This joke could floor Tom.
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 6:50pm
by 101Walterton
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:29pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
I think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 7:02pm
by Heston
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:50pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:29pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
I think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.
Did you copy and Paiste that?
Re: Drummer joke
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 7:20pm
by BitterTom
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
I play the long game.