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BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm


Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
I play the long game.
No need to fill us in

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:30pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm


It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
I play the long game.
No need to fill us in
Shouldn't have crashed in sorry.

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BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:30pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm


Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
I play the long game.
No need to fill us in
Shouldn't have crashed in sorry.
We started with a Premier joke but Sonor or later it's gonna have to stop.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:47pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:34pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:30pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm


We are on a roll
I play the long game.
No need to fill us in
Shouldn't have crashed in sorry.
We started with a Premier joke but Sonor or later it's gonna have to stop.
I think you're bang on.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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I always smiled in my band photos:
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Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:32pm
I always smiled in my band photos:
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Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Sadly, the Rummage Sale All-Stars never achieved success the way they had hoped.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:50pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:32pm
I always smiled in my band photos:
Image

Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Sadly, the Rummage Sale All-Stars never achieved success the way they had hoped.
I got my shirt from my grandfather. Everything else in our outfits was from some Goodwill type store in Ventura, California. We got to look dipped for like $10. I just could never figure out appropriate footwear.

Also this was shot on a disposable camera because 2002 or 2003 was a long ass time ago and we were/are cheap as fuck. We did a great job of angling out our friend taking the picture too.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:50pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:32pm
I always smiled in my band photos:
Image

Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Sadly, the Rummage Sale All-Stars never achieved success the way they had hoped.
I got my shirt from my grandfather. Everything else in our outfits was from some Goodwill type store in Ventura, California. We got to look dipped for like $10. I just could never figure out appropriate footwear.

Also this was shot on a disposable camera because 2002 or 2003 was a long ass time ago and we were/are cheap as fuck. We did a great job of angling out our friend taking the picture too.
To your credit, you looked like an indie band from ten years later, so … trailblazers?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 8:26pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:50pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:32pm
I always smiled in my band photos:
Image

Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Sadly, the Rummage Sale All-Stars never achieved success the way they had hoped.
I got my shirt from my grandfather. Everything else in our outfits was from some Goodwill type store in Ventura, California. We got to look dipped for like $10. I just could never figure out appropriate footwear.

Also this was shot on a disposable camera because 2002 or 2003 was a long ass time ago and we were/are cheap as fuck. We did a great job of angling out our friend taking the picture too.
To your credit, you looked like an indie band from ten years later, so … trailblazers?
Eh, that’s generous. The Strokes were big at the time, so that was probably the general fashion influence. We did metal epics and 5 minute long power pop punk songs, so the influence wasn’t musical.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 10:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 8:26pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:50pm
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:32pm


I always smiled in my band photos:
Image

Didn't realize not smiling was a thing until much later.
Sadly, the Rummage Sale All-Stars never achieved success the way they had hoped.
I got my shirt from my grandfather. Everything else in our outfits was from some Goodwill type store in Ventura, California. We got to look dipped for like $10. I just could never figure out appropriate footwear.

Also this was shot on a disposable camera because 2002 or 2003 was a long ass time ago and we were/are cheap as fuck. We did a great job of angling out our friend taking the picture too.
To your credit, you looked like an indie band from ten years later, so … trailblazers?
Eh, that’s generous. The Strokes were big at the time, so that was probably the general fashion influence. We did metal epics and 5 minute long power pop punk songs, so the influence wasn’t musical.
Huh. I associate that tacky thrift store look with the early 2010s indie, but my mind ain't that reliable.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Why hardtimes gotta be so mean?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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