FAO Jenny's idle amusement

[JennyB]

I already have that - they issued them to us a year ago. Sheesh.

Now available to gentiles for the first time!

That's what you think.

[Dr. Medulla]

Fascinated God Attends His First Shabbat Dinner

JERSEY CITY, NJ—Asking lots of questions about all the novel food items and charming rituals, Yahweh, Our Lord God and Creator, reportedly attended His first Shabbat dinner Friday night and was delighted by the experience. “Wow, I can’t believe I’ve never been to one of these before—it’s so interesting!” said the Eternal One, whose intonation of the words “LET THERE BE LIGHT” was heard for miles around when His host asked if He wouldn’t mind turning on the lights in the dining room. “I admit I was a little nervous that I wouldn’t know all the rules, but anytime I wasn’t sure what to do, My friend Dan would whisper in My ear and let Me know. If I’m being honest, I’m not super religious, but I really do appreciate the tradition and ceremony of it all. Plus, I got to wear a yarmulke for the first time, which was neat.” At press time, Shabbat dinner attendees confirmed God was singing “Shalom Aleichem” louder and more enthusiastically than anyone else at the table.

https://www.theonion.com/fascinated-god ... 1848734051

[JennyB]

Fascinated God Attends His First Shabbat Dinner

JERSEY CITY, NJ—Asking lots of questions about all the novel food items and charming rituals, Yahweh, Our Lord God and Creator, reportedly attended His first Shabbat dinner Friday night and was delighted by the experience. “Wow, I can’t believe I’ve never been to one of these before—it’s so interesting!” said the Eternal One, whose intonation of the words “LET THERE BE LIGHT” was heard for miles around when His host asked if He wouldn’t mind turning on the lights in the dining room. “I admit I was a little nervous that I wouldn’t know all the rules, but anytime I wasn’t sure what to do, My friend Dan would whisper in My ear and let Me know. If I’m being honest, I’m not super religious, but I really do appreciate the tradition and ceremony of it all. Plus, I got to wear a yarmulke for the first time, which was neat.” At press time, Shabbat dinner attendees confirmed God was singing “Shalom Aleichem” louder and more enthusiastically than anyone else at the table.

https://www.theonion.com/fascinated-god ... 1848734051

[tepista]

I know 45 seconds is an eternity in this day and age, but trust me

[Sparky]

I know 45 seconds is an eternity in this day and age, but trust me

I've seen it before but never all the way till the end, not at all what I was expecting based on the "amazing" special effects during the first 40 seconds ov the video.

[Dr. Medulla]

I know 45 seconds is an eternity in this day and age, but trust me

I was assuming some kind of horrible ketchup pizza, so, yeah, you got me.

[Flex]

I know 45 seconds is an eternity in this day and age, but trust me

LivFaustDieJung/status/1545143672559357952

HOLY SHITBALLS

[JennyB]

I know 45 seconds is an eternity in this day and age, but trust me

I KNEW IT.

[tepista]

[JennyB]

God, Dave G was such a snack in that era.

[tepista]

[JennyB]

[matedog]

Saw this on fb:

[JennyB]

Saw this on fb:

Maybe visiting Ellen's hometown?

[Dr. Medulla]

Saw this on fb:

He looks 12 years old.