FAO Jenny's idle amusement

[Dr. Medulla]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

[JennyB]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

Which, in a parallel universe, actually happened! He dosed congress with mas tequila!

[Dr. Medulla]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

Which, in a parallel universe, actually happened! He dosed congress with mas tequila!

Thankfully, scienticians say we have no chance of making contact with the chickenfoot dimension.

[Flex]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

Which, in a parallel universe, actually happened! He dosed congress with mas tequila!

Thankfully, scienticians say we have no chance of making contact with the chickenfoot dimension.

Sad how eumaas has been trapped there for like 10 years now.

[Dr. Medulla]

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

Which, in a parallel universe, actually happened! He dosed congress with mas tequila!

Thankfully, scienticians say we have no chance of making contact with the chickenfoot dimension.

Sad how eumaas has been trapped there for like 10 years now.

I've convinced myself that those screams are of joy, not agony.

[revbob]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

All because he couldn't follow the damn speed limit

[Dr. Medulla]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-amaz ... van-halen/

It couldn't be worse than what actually happened

Unless a Van Halen-less Sammy Hagar went rogue, led a coup against the US government, and brought about nuclear annihilation.

All because he couldn't follow the damn speed limit

True rebels rebel. Always.