It wouldn't surprise me if I was the only one who didn't. I know fuck all about what happened to any of them. I can still recall most of their names.
The kid in the brown shirt front row turned me in for saying he was full of shit. And the girl behind him to the right turned me in for writing in my text book.
Wait, were you raised in a gulag?
About four years ago, not far from my hometown there was an incident where a white farmer shot and killed an Indigenous kid. Big story across Canada, resurrecting tropes of white people fearing for their lives before the sinister threat of bloodthirsty Indians, etc etc. Anyway, the trial occurred in my hometown and, of course, the farmer was acquitted. I thought at the time that the people I went to school with could have been on that jury—maybe one or two were—and that there was no way that asshole was going to be convicted. Fucking Alabama of the tundra.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It wouldn't surprise me if I was the only one who didn't. I know fuck all about what happened to any of them. I can still recall most of their names.
The kid in the brown shirt front row turned me in for saying he was full of shit. And the girl behind him to the right turned me in for writing in my text book.
Well, what did you expect?
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Right, married women who work outside the home. Hi-larious, you sexist pig.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I'm headed to Portland, Maine next week to visit with a client...
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WE DON'T ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
That's actually VH's fourth cousin twice removed.
Shur you don't …
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It's kind of a positive message though, thankfully.
Not if you say it with a sneer. Then you sound like you're getting ready to brawl.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft