So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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How am I just hearing about this.

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revbob wrote:
12 Oct 2022, 8:19pm
I don't read this thread.
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Hello,

Who knew chess nerds were that funny?

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mulitifunctional
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tepista wrote:
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mulitifunctional
The leatherman has nothing on this.

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Apparently these are kids toys?

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revbob wrote:
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Apparently these are kids toys?
That they couldn’t spring for a better hand model for the photo probably says something about the quality of the product.
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I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 1:19pm
I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
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Mimi wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 4:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 1:19pm
I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?
Ooohhh-oh…buttplugs of Brixton.

I picture Joe the lyricist sitting down with Paul and saying, “nah, mate, how about we change buttplugs to, like, guns, or something. And you sing it.”
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Mimi wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 4:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 1:19pm
I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?
:lol: That makes me think of a story that a former friend's b-i-l, a CHiP, told him. He pulled a guy over for speeding. The guy's acting very cagey and evasive. After several minutes of questions and non-answers, the guy says, "I have to confess something." "Yes?" "I've got a dildo up my ass right now." I have no idea what the CHiP did, but, yeah, "Buttplugs of Brixton."
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