So what's the deal with buttplugs?

[Mimi]

I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?

That makes me think of a story that a former friend's b-i-l, a CHiP, told him. He pulled a guy over for speeding. The guy's acting very cagey and evasive. After several minutes of questions and non-answers, the guy says, "I have to confess something." "Yes?" "I've got a dildo up my ass right now." I have no idea what the CHiP did, but, yeah, "Buttplugs of Brixton."

[revbob]

These showed much more promise

Buttplugjamming
1-2 Buttplugs in You
The Crooked Buttplug
Buttplug Slip

[Sparky]

I told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?

[Kimmelweck]

The Crooked Buttplug

[Dr. Medulla]

These showed much more promise

Buttplugjamming
1-2 Buttplug in You
The Crooked Buttplug
Buttplug Slip

Buttlondon Plugging
Plug the Casbutt
Plugged in the Superbutt
Lover's Rock

[Kimmelweck]

Plug the Casbutt

Sharif don't like it!

[Dr. Medulla]

Plug the Casbutt

Sharif don't like it!

Sharif never tried it!

[Kimmelweck]

Plug the Casbutt

Sharif don't like it!

Sharif never tried it!

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

[Dr. Medulla]

Plug the Casbutt

Sharif don't like it!

Sharif never tried it!

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

[Kimmelweck]

Plug the Casbutt

Sharif don't like it!

Sharif never tried it!

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

You and Sharif are finally on the same page.

[Dr. Medulla]

Sharif don't like it!

Sharif never tried it!

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

You and Sharif are finally on the same page.

I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.

[Kimmelweck]

Sharif never tried it!

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

You and Sharif are finally on the same page.

I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.

Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.

[Mimi]

These showed much more promise

Buttplugjamming
1-2 Buttplugs in You
The Crooked Buttplug
Buttplug Slip

Double-plugging.

[Dr. Medulla]

Fair point.

Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

You and Sharif are finally on the same page.

I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.

Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.

Well, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.

[Kimmelweck]

And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.

You and Sharif are finally on the same page.

I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.

Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.

Well, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.

Ok, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.