And the horse is thinking "better the critter than me"!
So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Now if the caption used "has" instead of "had" you'd have some true korngold.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
I had my 50 years audit about a year ago, maybe 2.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Clearly not trophy-worthy.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
No but I know I gave my personal best.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
That goes unappreciated too often. If you tried as hard as you could, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Now go wipe up.revbob wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:15amNo but I know I gave my personal best.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
My favorite line is there's a box of tissues over there. And medical grade tissues just arent the best at wiping away the lube and shame.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:41amThat goes unappreciated too often. If you tried as hard as you could, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Now go wipe up.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
So, bring your own toilet paper?revbob wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:51amMy favorite line is there's a box of tissues over there. And medical grade tissues just arent the best at wiping away the lube and shame.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:41amThat goes unappreciated too often. If you tried as hard as you could, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Now go wipe up.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
That's what the pros do.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 10:11amSo, bring your own toilet paper?revbob wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:51amMy favorite line is there's a box of tissues over there. And medical grade tissues just arent the best at wiping away the lube and shame.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2023, 9:41amThat goes unappreciated too often. If you tried as hard as you could, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Now go wipe up.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Rectum? ...
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft