Like the Sharif, I've also finished my wine for the night. Not a lot (and I'd love to have more) but enough.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:57pmOk, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:54pmWell, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:47pmSharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:39pmI've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.
So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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*fist bump*Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 8:00pmLike the Sharif, I've also finished my wine for the night. Not a lot (and I'd love to have more) but enough.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:57pmOk, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:54pmWell, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:47pmSharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:39pm
I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.
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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation.
The case left doctors shell-shocked.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... ation/amp/
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation.
The case left doctors shell-shocked.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... ation/amp/
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I want to say that's never happened before, but I'm not confident in making the claim.revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:19amLIFESTYLE
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation.
The case left doctors shell-shocked.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... ation/amp/
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
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How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:36amedit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
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“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.Flex wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:44amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:36amedit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
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Im just grateful to have played a role.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:54am“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.Flex wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:44amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:36amedit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
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CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 10:35amIm just grateful to have played a role.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:54am“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.Flex wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:44amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:36amedit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
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Wouldn't be the first time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:03amCV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 10:35amIm just grateful to have played a role.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:54am“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.Flex wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:44amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:36amedit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
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Multiple entries like that will catch a headhunter’s eye!revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:10amWouldn't be the first time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:03amCV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 10:35amIm just grateful to have played a role.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:54am“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.
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That's how you get the big bucks.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:19amMultiple entries like that will catch a headhunter’s eye!revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:10amWouldn't be the first time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:03amCV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 10:35amIm just grateful to have played a role.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 9:54am
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days.
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You may be a bastard, but we want to make you our bastard! Welcome to Twitter!revbob wrote: ↑21 Dec 2022, 11:21amThat's how you get the big bucks.
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Is that to grow new ones or is that where you plant them?
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I'll defer to the experts on this. Flex?
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