So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:54pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:39pm
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18 Dec 2022, 7:33pm


You and Sharif are finally on the same page.
I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.
Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.
Well, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.
Ok, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.
Like the Sharif, I've also finished my wine for the night. Not a lot (and I'd love to have more) but enough.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 8:00pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:54pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2022, 7:39pm


I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.
Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.
Well, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.
Ok, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.
Like the Sharif, I've also finished my wine for the night. Not a lot (and I'd love to have more) but enough.
*fist bump*
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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation.

The case left doctors shell-shocked.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... ation/amp/

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revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:19am
LIFESTYLE
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation.

The case left doctors shell-shocked.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... ation/amp/

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I want to say that's never happened before, but I'm not confident in making the claim.

edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:36am
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:
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Flex wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:36am
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:


How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:54am
Flex wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:36am
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:


How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
Im just grateful to have played a role.

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revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 10:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:54am
Flex wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:36am
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:


How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
Im just grateful to have played a role.
CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:03am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 10:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:54am
Flex wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:36am
edit: The Boss has just shamed me by saying this is the perfect time for the punchline of my favourite joke: “Rectum? Damn near killed him!” :disshame: :disshame: :disshame: :disshame:


How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
Im just grateful to have played a role.
CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)
Wouldn't be the first time.

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revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:10am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:03am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 10:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:54am
Flex wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:44am


How does it feel knowing that the moment you've been training for your entire life finally happened?
“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
Im just grateful to have played a role.
CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)
Wouldn't be the first time.
Multiple entries like that will catch a headhunter’s eye!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:19am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:10am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:03am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 10:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 9:54am


“Hey, remember when the man and the moment met and instead you were in the corner picking your nose?” I’m going to dwell on this for the rest of my days. :disshame:
Im just grateful to have played a role.
CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)
Wouldn't be the first time.
Multiple entries like that will catch a headhunter’s eye!
That's how you get the big bucks.

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revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:21am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:19am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:10am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 11:03am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2022, 10:35am


Im just grateful to have played a role.
CV entry: Ruined some bozo’s life (21 Dec 22)
Wouldn't be the first time.
Multiple entries like that will catch a headhunter’s eye!
That's how you get the big bucks.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Is that to grow new ones or is that where you plant them?

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revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2022, 9:14am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2022, 6:51am
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Is that to grow new ones or is that where you plant them?
I'll defer to the experts on this. Flex?
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