So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 1:57pm
*Nods sagely*

That goes in the butt
Furthermore, it would seem the Swedish word for butt is värde.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 2:05pm
Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 1:57pm
*Nods sagely*

That goes in the butt
Furthermore, it would seem the Swedish word for butt is värde.
Värdem? Damn near killed em!
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Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 2:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 2:05pm
Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 1:57pm
*Nods sagely*

That goes in the butt
Furthermore, it would seem the Swedish word for butt is värde.
Värdem? Damn near killed em!
Yumping yiminy!

(Fun fact: My Norwegian grandfather actually did say that.)
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Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 1:57pm
*Nods sagely*

That goes in the butt
And then some!

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The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years and it involves artificial intelligence and anal beads.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-inte ... cgtsM3ad0U
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tepista wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 12:19pm
The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years and it involves artificial intelligence and anal beads.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-inte ... cgtsM3ad0U
I really want this to be true.
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revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 2:27pm
https://twitter.com/ebcotenord?s=20&t=K ... btFWOPphgQ

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2022, 6:47am
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If you have to get that close to a snake in order to make that determination, you’re pretty much screwed.
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Sparky wrote:
22 Sep 2022, 9:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2022, 6:47am
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If you have to get that close to a snake in order to make that determination, you’re pretty much screwed.
It's good for the snakecurious who dwell amongst us.
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revbob wrote:
25 Sep 2022, 4:19pm
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Cilantro?

That's gross. I ain't eatin' that.
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Spiff wrote:
27 Sep 2022, 9:59am
revbob wrote:
25 Sep 2022, 4:19pm
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Cilantro?

That's gross. I ain't eatin' that.
Homophobe.
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