If Music Could Talk

Posted: **20 Mar 2019, 10:15pm**

http://awkward.com/if-you-were-constipa ... 7fZFNXf-j4

Posted: **27 May 2019, 7:59pm**

Posted: **27 May 2019, 8:09pm**

tepista wrote: ↑
27 May 2019, 7:59pm

I'd be a poor manager if I didn't mention this to Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen.
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Posted: **28 Sep 2019, 12:34pm**

Posted: **05 Oct 2019, 3:08pm**

Anal-ender 10 am I right?

...sorry

Posted: **15 May 2020, 2:57pm**

Posted: **15 May 2020, 4:56pm**

tepista wrote: ↑
15 May 2020, 2:57pm

I saw something like this at the KGB museum in NY. They had capsules that had rifled surfaces so that if you were captured and they made you repeatedly squat to eject the thing, It wouldn't come out.

Posted: **19 May 2020, 9:29pm**

Posted: **21 May 2020, 10:45pm**

Goth Gets Asshole Darkened

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/goth-g ... irculation

Posted: **07 Jan 2021, 11:54pm**

Brexit to send price of dildos and butt plugs soaring, sex toy company warns

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/11/19/b ... ZiUHkEOHII

Posted: **08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm**

So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.

Posted: **08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm**

Kimmelweck wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.

Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974

Posted: **08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm**

Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop

Posted: **08 Jan 2021, 10:06pm**

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm

Kimmelweck wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974

So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!

Posted: **08 Jan 2021, 10:27pm**

Kimmelweck wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 10:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm

Kimmelweck wrote: ↑
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!

Better a live idiot than meat in eumaas' colon.

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