So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
Should I just cram them in deeper?
Yes.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:27pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!
Better a live idiot than meat in eumaas' colon. :shifty:
Sigh.

*places order for tiny buttplugs on Amazon*

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:37pm
Sigh.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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tepista wrote:
09 Jan 2021, 12:04am
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:37pm
Sigh.

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Wow, I didn’t think he was gonna do Tiny Buttplugs, but then, bam!, second encore!

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Kimmelweck wrote:
09 Jan 2021, 12:46am
tepista wrote:
09 Jan 2021, 12:04am
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:37pm
Sigh.

tiny buttplugs
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Wow, I didn’t think he was gonna do Tiny Buttplugs, but then, bam!, second encore!
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:37pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:27pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!
Better a live idiot than meat in eumaas' colon. :shifty:
Sigh.

*places order for tiny buttplugs on Amazon*
Buy swimmers' earplugs, the ones that are pliable and made of wax and silicone.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Spiff wrote:
09 Jan 2021, 12:46pm
Buy swimmers' earplugs, the ones that are pliable and made of wax and silicone.
Thanks Spiff, but I already ordered the tiny buttplugs. :shifty:

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tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am
tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:

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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am
tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.

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revbob wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:02pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am
tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.
Thanks for the input. :shifty:

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revbob wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:02pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am
tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.
There are some subjects I have limited knowledge of. ;)

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:36pm
revbob wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:02pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am
tepista wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:58pm
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.
There are some subjects I have limited knowledge of. ;)

It wasn't me that let Iggy pop!
It’s ok, most of my jokes are obvious boners too. :lol:

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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:36pm
revbob wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:02pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 6:35am


tep is putting it to you straight from hell!
That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.
There are some subjects I have limited knowledge of. ;)

It wasn't me that let Iggy pop!
It’s ok, most of my jokes are obvious boners too. :lol:
No problem Iggy can stretch it to 1,969 all across the USA and sometimes a little further to 1,970 and still feel alright. ;)
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Marky Dread wrote:
11 Jan 2021, 7:10am
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:36pm
revbob wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 1:02pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Jan 2021, 12:30pm


That sounds like a bit of a stretch. :shifty:
Whoa, beating Marky at his own game, doesn't happen too often.
There are some subjects I have limited knowledge of. ;)

It wasn't me that let Iggy pop!
It’s ok, most of my jokes are obvious boners too. :lol:
No problem Iggy can stretch it to 1,969 all across the USA and sometimes a little further to 1,970 and still feel alright. ;)
Ok, you win, I withdraw.

*slowly backs out of buttplugs thread*

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