What Are you Eating Right Now?

[Mimi]

I found some black garlic. You know just in case anyone needs it.

[Dr. Medulla]

I found some black garlic. You know just in case anyone needs it.

Enjoy.

[Mimi]

I found some black garlic. You know just in case anyone needs it.

Enjoy.

Not for me bro. My stomach don't kindly to that anymore. I meant for you if you need a supplier.

[Dr. Medulla]

I found some black garlic. You know just in case anyone needs it.

Enjoy.

Not for me bro. My stomach don't kindly to that anymore. I meant for you if you need a supplier.

Oh, thank you! But I found some a few months back and ordered a whole bunch. The stuff I got is a bit different from what I originally came across, but it still does the job.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah, gimme one of those cocaine dogs, my good man.

[Mimi]

Yeah, gimme one of those cocaine dogs, my good man.

Whoa!

[tepista]

[Dr. Medulla]

I can think of a few people whom I'd like this to be the last thing they see before they pass into oblivion.

[Flex]

I made up a song I'm trying to teach the Little Duder. Expect it to hit #1 on the charts with a bullet anytime now.

Daddy puts the pizza in the oven/because he likes pizza
Some people say pizza is best when you don't cook it
But those people are LUN-A-TICS

[Dr. Medulla]

I made up a song I'm trying to teach the Little Duder. Expect it to hit #1 on the charts with a bullet anytime now.

Daddy puts the pizza in the oven/because he likes pizza
Some people say pizza is best when you don't cook it
But those people are LUN-A-TICS

An observation: Made-up songs sung to kids are pretty much indistinguishable to songs sung to cats and dogs. The chief difference is that kids smile and laugh, which is taken as validation. Cats and dogs let us know that we're bozos entertaining ourselves.

[BostonBeaneater]

It’s Hot Dog Night in Connecticut!

[revbob]

It’s Hot Dog Night in Connecticut!

No mustard?

[BostonBeaneater]

It’s Hot Dog Night in Connecticut!

No mustard?

Yes, it was loaded with Coleman's and zucchini relish. I got the relish at the farmer's market and it's killer, sweet and peppery.

[JennyB]

I made up a song I'm trying to teach the Little Duder. Expect it to hit #1 on the charts with a bullet anytime now.

Daddy puts the pizza in the oven/because he likes pizza
Some people say pizza is best when you don't cook it
But those people are LUN-A-TICS

An observation: Made-up songs sung to kids are pretty much indistinguishable to songs sung to cats and dogs. The chief difference is that kids smile and laugh, which is taken as validation. Cats and dogs let us know that we're bozos entertaining ourselves.

Or guinea pigs.

[Dr. Medulla]

I made up a song I'm trying to teach the Little Duder. Expect it to hit #1 on the charts with a bullet anytime now.

Daddy puts the pizza in the oven/because he likes pizza
Some people say pizza is best when you don't cook it
But those people are LUN-A-TICS

An observation: Made-up songs sung to kids are pretty much indistinguishable to songs sung to cats and dogs. The chief difference is that kids smile and laugh, which is taken as validation. Cats and dogs let us know that we're bozos entertaining ourselves.

Or guinea pigs.

Weirdo.