What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 7:55pm
Additional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.

Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Kraft saves the explosions for your bowels
That's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:49pm
Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 7:55pm
Additional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.

Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Kraft saves the explosions for your bowels
That's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.
Kraft XXXtreme: EXPLODE YOUR COLON TO THE MAXXX
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Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 7:55pm
Additional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.

Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Kraft saves the explosions for your bowels
Explodes in your guts not in your oven.

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Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:49pm
Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 7:55pm
Additional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.

Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Kraft saves the explosions for your bowels
That's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.
Kraft XXXtreme: EXPLODE YOUR COLON TO THE MAXXX
Ride the walrus.
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revbob wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:53pm
Flex wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2023, 7:55pm
Additional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.

Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Kraft saves the explosions for your bowels
Explodes in your guts not in your oven.
Alas, Kafts attorneys have advsed that claim is only half true.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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No Kraft needed. Deep fry the wings, or at the very least, however you cook them, toss them afterwards in a mixture of Frank’s Red Hot/melted butter and serve with bleu cheese dressing (for dippin’) with a side of celery and carrot sticks. Anything else is a waste of wings, but that’s just one guy from Buffalo’s opinion.
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I once had a scotch egg explode in my microwave. Thought a bomb had gone off in the kitchen. Ended up throwing the microwave out and buying a new one.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
06 Jun 2023, 4:27am
I once had a scotch egg explode in my microwave. Thought a bomb had gone off in the kitchen. Ended up throwing the microwave out and buying a new one.
I hope you didn't waste the scotch egg.
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As is tradition we will be having lobster rolls and corn on the cob.

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revbob wrote:
18 Jun 2023, 5:09pm
As is tradition we will be having lobster rolls and corn on the cob.
Hell yeah
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
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Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
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JennyB wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:39am
Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
Nice one, it's so easy in 2023. Delighted I wasn't vegan in the 90s.
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JennyB wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:39am
Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
Cool, let us know how it goes. I often think of trying it but then steak, and burgers and ... well you get the idea. I think pescatarian (sp?), is perhaps the best I could manage.

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Silent Majority wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:42am
JennyB wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:39am
Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
Nice one, it's so easy in 2023. Delighted I wasn't vegan in the 90s.
It really is. I haven't gone vegan, but I am trying to be a lot more mindful about where my dairy and eggs come from.
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revbob wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:43am
JennyB wrote:
20 Jun 2023, 11:39am
Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
Cool, let us know how it goes. I often think of trying it but then steak, and burgers and ... well you get the idea. I think pescatarian (sp?), is perhaps the best I could manage.
We'll see how long it lasts - I just kind of lost the taste for it.
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