That's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:45pmKraft saves the explosions for your bowelsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 7:55pmAdditional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.
Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
What Are you Eating Right Now?
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Kraft XXXtreme: EXPLODE YOUR COLON TO THE MAXXXDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:49pmThat's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:45pmKraft saves the explosions for your bowelsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 7:55pmAdditional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.
Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Explodes in your guts not in your oven.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:45pmKraft saves the explosions for your bowelsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 7:55pmAdditional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.
Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Ride the walrus.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:51pmKraft XXXtreme: EXPLODE YOUR COLON TO THE MAXXXDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:49pmThat's the kind of boast that requires a rebranding with an X. Like X-Kraft or Kraft BBQX Sauce.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:45pmKraft saves the explosions for your bowelsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 7:55pmAdditional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.
Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Alas, Kafts attorneys have advsed that claim is only half true.revbob wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:53pmExplodes in your guts not in your oven.Flex wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 8:45pmKraft saves the explosions for your bowelsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 7:55pmAdditional observation: This wouldn't have happened if you'd just bought some Kraft bbq sauce instead of making your own.
Kraft: Nothing will explode in your oven with Kraft™.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
No Kraft needed. Deep fry the wings, or at the very least, however you cook them, toss them afterwards in a mixture of Frank’s Red Hot/melted butter and serve with bleu cheese dressing (for dippin’) with a side of celery and carrot sticks. Anything else is a waste of wings, but that’s just one guy from Buffalo’s opinion.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
I once had a scotch egg explode in my microwave. Thought a bomb had gone off in the kitchen. Ended up throwing the microwave out and buying a new one.
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I hope you didn't waste the scotch egg.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
As is tradition we will be having lobster rolls and corn on the cob.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Hell yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Breaking news - I have been eating vegetarian for over a month now. I promise not to be insufferable about it. I will not make that promise to my family, however.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Nice one, it's so easy in 2023. Delighted I wasn't vegan in the 90s.
Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
Cool, let us know how it goes. I often think of trying it but then steak, and burgers and ... well you get the idea. I think pescatarian (sp?), is perhaps the best I could manage.
Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
It really is. I haven't gone vegan, but I am trying to be a lot more mindful about where my dairy and eggs come from.Silent Majority wrote: ↑20 Jun 2023, 11:42amNice one, it's so easy in 2023. Delighted I wasn't vegan in the 90s.
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?
We'll see how long it lasts - I just kind of lost the taste for it.
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