Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

This is what you get for mocking Canada! Knock it off and apologize, otherwise we've got more land to burn!

You’re right. Sorry Canada.

To be fair though, usually you need to be a whole lot closer to Quebec before you can actually smell it.

They have the musky countenance of Pepsi and poutine.

[Flex]

I would rather the entirety of Canada burn and everyone in New York have to breathe crappy air forever than for me to utter a single apology to Canada.

[Kimmelweck]

This is what you get for mocking Canada! Knock it off and apologize, otherwise we've got more land to burn!

You’re right. Sorry Canada.

To be fair though, usually you need to be a whole lot closer to Quebec before you can actually smell it.

They have the musky countenance of Pepsi and poutine.

[Kimmelweck]

I would rather the entirety of Canada burn and everyone in New York have to breathe crappy air forever than for me to utter a single apology to Canada.

[Mimi]

We're now in code red. Thanks, Canada!

[revbob]

The view from my sister's back yard. Normally you can see the Hudson River in the background. It also isnt normally that orange/yellow color.

[revbob]

This is more what you would see normally. Slightly different angle but damn that's a stark difference

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[Dr. Medulla]

We're now in code red. Thanks, Canada!

No, that's not how you do an apology.

[Mimi]

We're now in code red. Thanks, Canada!

No, that's not how you do an apology.

I'm sorry you suck, Canada.

Better?

[Dr. Medulla]

We're now in code red. Thanks, Canada!

No, that's not how you do an apology.

I'm sorry you suck, Canada.

Better?

*sigh* Time to throw another log on the fire.

[revbob]

We're now in code red. Thanks, Canada!

No, that's not how you do an apology.

I'm sorry you suck, Canada.

Better?

Much

[Dr. Medulla]

Apparently our right-wing crazies can't settle on the proper response to this. Some say this is a good thing, as nature is supposed to burn things; others say this is a false flag operation run by eco-terrorists and/or the federal government so that they can take away … everything, I guess. They really are the true believers in the Soviet Union who accepted everything but reality.

[Mimi]

Apparently our right-wing crazies can't settle on the proper response to this. Some say this is a good thing, as nature is supposed to burn things; others say this is a false flag operation run by eco-terrorists and/or the federal government so that they can take away … everything, I guess. They really are the true believers in the Soviet Union who accepted everything but reality.

Wait, wait, wait, hold up. I thought 'Murica cornered the market on crazies.

[Kimmelweck]

Hmmm. This sounds like a job for:

[Dr. Medulla]

Apparently our right-wing crazies can't settle on the proper response to this. Some say this is a good thing, as nature is supposed to burn things; others say this is a false flag operation run by eco-terrorists and/or the federal government so that they can take away … everything, I guess. They really are the true believers in the Soviet Union who accepted everything but reality.

Wait, wait, wait, hold up. I thought 'Murica cornered the market on crazies.

Alberta and Saskatchewan are the Alabama of the tundra. And their politics is directly inspired by the worst of American politics and media. These same morons in Alberta were declaring their own recent wildfires "fake news" and a plot to have people leave so that homeless people could be sent in to loot.