Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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Mimi wrote:CNN referred to it as Burricane. Clever. For about five minutes.
Shades of the CHI-CLONE.
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http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaki ... arles.html

Shouldn't some teenage garage band from Medford be writing a song about this right now so 5 years from now one of Simo's kids can flunk his singing audition along to it for the London Blackwater-Halliburtons, managed by Stepper Rhodes?



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Yeah! Drink that yellow popsicle.
Oooh yeah! Drink that yellow popsicle.
Drink that pisswater you BU douches in yo momma's Audi over the guardrail on Storrow across from the MIT boathouse
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BostonBeaneater wrote:Lame storm. I give it a two stars out of five.
I got to walk on a snowy beach. First time for me.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back...spasms. Dropped the snow shovel when that electrocuting pain shot like lightning bolts from the lower lumbar straight down my arms. It really powerfully fucking hurts to do anything but stand absolutely motionless right now.

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Rat Patrol wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back...spasms. Dropped the snow shovel when that electrocuting pain shot like lightning bolts from the lower lumbar straight down my arms. It really powerfully fucking hurts to do anything but stand absolutely motionless right now.
Sue the shovel maker. It's your birthright as an American.
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Why does the media have to tag every single storm that crosses the country an OMGITSASNOWPOCALYPSE!!666!!! now. They're even doing it up here, and this only happens like 7 times each and every goddamn winter.

I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail. And Bloomberg for not paying the mob tax in timely fashion. :naughty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:Why does the media have to tag every single storm that crosses the country an OMGITSASNOWPOCALYPSE!!666!!! now. They're even doing it up here, and this only happens like 7 times each and every goddamn winter.

I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail. And Bloomberg for not paying the mob tax in timely fashion. :naughty:
It's suggestive that the American media is incapable of presenting news without turning it into spectacle. Reflection and nuance is for the faggoty ass French …
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Rat Patrol wrote:Why does the media have to tag every single storm that crosses the country an OMGITSASNOWPOCALYPSE!!666!!! now. They're even doing it up here, and this only happens like 7 times each and every goddamn winter.

I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail. And Bloomberg for not paying the mob tax in timely fashion. :naughty:
Whoa there, tiger. The Wolterfolk live in Iowa and West IL. And drive recklessly, but never seem to get in accidents.
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Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
But, and this is a qualified but, coastal Carolinians know how to drive in flood conditions.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
But, and this is a qualified but, coastal Carolinians know how to drive in flood conditions.
"All these Bostonians and New Yorkers. As soon as they see three feet of water, they freak out."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
But, and this is a qualified but, coastal Carolinians know how to drive in flood conditions.
"All these Bostonians and New Yorkers. As soon as they see three feet of water, they freak out."
I know, right?

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matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
But, and this is a qualified but, coastal Carolinians know how to drive in flood conditions.
"All these Bostonians and New Yorkers. As soon as they see three feet of water, they freak out."
I definitely would. Then again, when we had our earthquake last summer, my total ignorance left me quite calm and unconcerned.
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matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: I blame the Wolterfolk in the South who can't drive 5 MPH when it's below 32 degrees without finding guardrail.
Oh the classic, "I'm from (insert town further north from town you are currently in that is receiving snow) and people here don't know how to drive in the snow. As soon as they see flurries, they freak out" comment.
It's classic because it's almost always true. The stuff I saw in North Carolina during snowfalls confirmed every stereotype I'd ever heard about Southerners and snow. This isn't to say that northerners, including Canadians, are Nazi supermen when it comes to driving in winter conditions, only that Southerners act like kids in a grocery store who can't find their mommy.
But, and this is a qualified but, coastal Carolinians know how to drive in flood conditions.
"All these Bostonians and New Yorkers. As soon as they see three feet of water, they freak out."
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