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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:01pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 9:52pm
revbob wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 8:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 6:13pm


Okay, Saskatchewan always is, so maybe it would be hard on you.
No I never would have stayed here if it was always like that. I do tire of these winters as I get older though.
Yeah, even I'm getting a bit weary of winters. I used to be good with it, even enjoying a good walk in cold air, but now I entertain fantasies of fleeing to Costa Rica.
We’re actively scouting retirement spots. Colombia is a sold contender.
A friend of ours has been investigating Portugual.
We could all settle in the same place and have wacky misadventures.

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revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 12:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:01pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 9:52pm
revbob wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 8:48pm


No I never would have stayed here if it was always like that. I do tire of these winters as I get older though.
Yeah, even I'm getting a bit weary of winters. I used to be good with it, even enjoying a good walk in cold air, but now I entertain fantasies of fleeing to Costa Rica.
We’re actively scouting retirement spots. Colombia is a sold contender.
A friend of ours has been investigating Portugual.
We could all settle in the same place and have wacky misadventures.
Reading between the lines: do the cult/compound thing, ending in a fiery showdown with the military and becoming the subject of at least a dozen lurid true crime books and documentaries.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 7:37am
revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 12:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:01pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 9:52pm


Yeah, even I'm getting a bit weary of winters. I used to be good with it, even enjoying a good walk in cold air, but now I entertain fantasies of fleeing to Costa Rica.
We’re actively scouting retirement spots. Colombia is a sold contender.
A friend of ours has been investigating Portugual.
We could all settle in the same place and have wacky misadventures.
Reading between the lines: do the cult/compound thing, ending in a fiery showdown with the military and becoming the subject of at least a dozen lurid true crime books and documentaries.
I wouldn't say no. Beaner can be in charge of stockpiling the weaponry and the sourcing of various illicit substances.

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revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 8:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 7:37am
revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 12:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:01pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 10:35pm


We’re actively scouting retirement spots. Colombia is a sold contender.
A friend of ours has been investigating Portugual.
We could all settle in the same place and have wacky misadventures.
Reading between the lines: do the cult/compound thing, ending in a fiery showdown with the military and becoming the subject of at least a dozen lurid true crime books and documentaries.
I wouldn't say no. Beaner can be in charge of stockpiling the weaponry and the sourcing of various illicit substances.
You mean dodgy looking sausages.
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Marky Dread wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 8:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 7:37am
revbob wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 12:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:01pm

A friend of ours has been investigating Portugual.
We could all settle in the same place and have wacky misadventures.
Reading between the lines: do the cult/compound thing, ending in a fiery showdown with the military and becoming the subject of at least a dozen lurid true crime books and documentaries.
I wouldn't say no. Beaner can be in charge of stockpiling the weaponry and the sourcing of various illicit substances.
You mean dodgy looking sausages.
Made of squirrel meat.
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holy shit it's cold as balls

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Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm
Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
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Wolter wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm
Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
I'm curious whether, after all this time, you feel more like a Northerner towards cold weather or are your Southern roots still too strong in your reaction.
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Wolter wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm
Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
The ice on the inside of the windows has been unsettling. I actually used that 3M plastic window insulation for the first time this year - but ran out with one window left. The ice went away on all of the windows I didn't cover - but that one is still iced up. We have our cat food station up against the side door (which isn't used in winter) and last night when I came home their metal bowls were completely iced up. The weather stripping had come loose in one small spot - allowing an icy jet of outside air to come in. I improvised a fix using rope caulk and duct tape - too cold to do much else. It was minus 28 when I drove to work this morning and I am very much done with this cold snap. It's almost hard to believe that it will bounce back to 20 degrees tomorrow and then 40 by Sunday!!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:43pm
Wolter wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm
Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
I'm curious whether, after all this time, you feel more like a Northerner towards cold weather or are your Southern roots still too strong in your reaction.
I’m mostly just tired of winter. It’s not novel to me anymore and with Jackson needing constant physical activity, being trapped indoors is tortuous.
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Wolter wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 12:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:43pm
Wolter wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm
Inder wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 7:53pm
holy shit it's cold as balls
In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
I'm curious whether, after all this time, you feel more like a Northerner towards cold weather or are your Southern roots still too strong in your reaction.
I’m mostly just tired of winter. It’s not novel to me anymore and with Jackson needing constant physical activity, being trapped indoors is tortuous.
Okay, you're definitely a Northerner now.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 12:38pm
Wolter wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 12:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:43pm
Wolter wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:35pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 10:15pm


In Woltergrad regular shrinkage has accelerated into runaway gravitational collapse, so by advanced physics they technically are no longer balls but points of infinite singularity.
I’ve been indoors all day. I briefly opened the front door out of curiousity, and 5 seconds of touching my metal screen door made my hand feel burned for the next five minutes.

There is frost on the strike plate of my back door, and the ice on the INSIDE of our bedroom windows is thick enough to be almost opaque.
I'm curious whether, after all this time, you feel more like a Northerner towards cold weather or are your Southern roots still too strong in your reaction.
I’m mostly just tired of winter. It’s not novel to me anymore and with Jackson needing constant physical activity, being trapped indoors is tortuous.
Okay, you're definitely a Northerner now.
Cool. Time to pretend racism doesn’t exist where I live!
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It's been a little chilly here in Minnesota, you betcha.

The chill in the air has given me a little skip in my step as I jaunt to and from my hot tub. Nekkid, of course.
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Bloody heatwave here but I have a theory!!
What if there is only so much temperature to go round?
Record cold spell in America = record heat wave in Pacific.
If temperature goes up in one place it goes down in another. Record cold in North Pole yet ice caps melting in Antartica.
However when it is fine in one place it may be fine everywhere?

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