Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Rad. My hometown got its bitch slapped up nice and good yesterday by an F1. That'll teach 'em to suffocate my teen years away!
http://www.bristolpress.com/articles/20 ... 882621.txt
Oh yeah? Well, my home town also got bitch slapped yesterday: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/s ... 07222.html
Hometown bitchslapping? I guess I need to bust out my Hugo memories. Not to mention the earthquake, the fire, the Civil War, the British occupation, AND the time Blackbeard completely shut down the harbor.

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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Rad. My hometown got its bitch slapped up nice and good yesterday by an F1. That'll teach 'em to suffocate my teen years away!
http://www.bristolpress.com/articles/20 ... 882621.txt
Oh yeah? Well, my home town also got bitch slapped yesterday: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/s ... 07222.html
Hometown bitchslapping? I guess I need to bust out my Hugo memories. Not to mention the earthquake, the fire, the Civil War, the British occupation, AND the time Blackbeard completely shut down the harbor.

Charleston: the world's bitch bottom.
You're living in the past, old man. Well, more than really recent past. If you can provide bad weather in Charleston in the past week, you can talk. Otherwise, keep on your lawn.
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Look, the point is a huge-ass elm tree got flung by God himself into my old middle school. Take that, kid who beat me up on the bus from 1990-1992!

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Rat Patrol wrote:Look, the point is a huge-ass elm tree got flung by God himself into my old middle school. Take that, kid who beat me up on the bus from 1990-1992!
One of my old elementary schools had to shift to higher ground the year I left because the tide threatened to wash away the entire school complex. Also, there's a nude beach nearby.

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The high in SF on sunday, the day of my run, is going to be 62. :cool:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:The high in SF on sunday, the day of my run, is going to be 62. :cool:
My friend Marcy is going to be in S.F. this weekend cheering on her friend who is running the marathon. I told her that if she saw a tall dude wearing wither a Bruce Springfield or I hate Ginger shirt to say, "Hello Hoy." Also, she's a very cute 39-year-old, and I know how you like the older women. :shifty:
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JennyB wrote:
matedog wrote:The high in SF on sunday, the day of my run, is going to be 62. :cool:
My friend Marcy is going to be in S.F. this weekend cheering on her friend who is running the marathon. I told her that if she saw a tall dude wearing wither a Bruce Springfield or I hate Ginger shirt to say, "Hello Hoy." Also, she's a very cute 39-year-old, and I know how you like the older women. :shifty:
Oh that's awesome. I mean everything you said.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:
matedog wrote:The high in SF on sunday, the day of my run, is going to be 62. :cool:
My friend Marcy is going to be in S.F. this weekend cheering on her friend who is running the marathon. I told her that if she saw a tall dude wearing wither a Bruce Springfield or I hate Ginger shirt to say, "Hello Hoy." Also, she's a very cute 39-year-old, and I know how you like the older women. :shifty:
Oh that's awesome. I mean everything you said.
Is she asian?
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Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:
matedog wrote:The high in SF on sunday, the day of my run, is going to be 62. :cool:
My friend Marcy is going to be in S.F. this weekend cheering on her friend who is running the marathon. I told her that if she saw a tall dude wearing wither a Bruce Springfield or I hate Ginger shirt to say, "Hello Hoy." Also, she's a very cute 39-year-old, and I know how you like the older women. :shifty:
Oh that's awesome. I mean everything you said.
Is she asian?
No...she's a Portuguese Jew.
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Whoa. South Dakota. Dumping-a-load-in-the-pants weather.
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Apparently it's been the coldest summer in 39 years in the bay area. At home, the sun breaks through the fog maybe once a week and the thermostat hasn't come close to 70 in probably close to a month.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:Apparently it's been the coldest summer in 39 years in the bay area. At home, the sun breaks through the fog maybe once a week and the thermostat hasn't come close to 70 in probably close to a month.
So much for global warming, hyuk hyuk hyuk [/willfully ignorant about climate change]
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Apparently it's been the coldest summer in 39 years in the bay area. At home, the sun breaks through the fog maybe once a week and the thermostat hasn't come close to 70 in probably close to a month.
So much for global warming, hyuk hyuk hyuk [/willfully ignorant about climate change]
No seriously, I think they are right. Here are the next six or so days.
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It's August, damn it!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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The bright red in SE Mass is the collective throbbing boner of every news producer in the broadcast market.

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