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matedog wrote:
30 May 2021, 8:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 May 2021, 6:54pm
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We leech disney+ off my woman's disney-obsessed sister's wife, and they always pay extra for the early access movies. Get you an extended family with a member that will only vacation at disneyworld, imho
Tangential story: One of my good friends and colleagues is a Jewish historian (i.e., he's Jewish and specializes in Jewish history) and a Disney lunatic. The conflict between love of Disney and Walt's antisemitism is solved by seriously downplaying the latter. I hit him on that whenever he accuses some prominent figure of being antisemitic That blind spot amuses me to no end because he is so passionate about both.
I’ve been wondering and afraid to ask my token jewish friends, but do Jews avoid Ford cars? Like, I would get it if they did.
I've never had them, but not because of Henry. I just don't like them. My next door neighbor has a Mustang - one of those Shelby ones. I've had Volkswagens.
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JennyB wrote:
02 Jun 2021, 10:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 May 2021, 6:54pm
Flex wrote:
30 May 2021, 5:03pm
We leech disney+ off my woman's disney-obsessed sister's wife, and they always pay extra for the early access movies. Get you an extended family with a member that will only vacation at disneyworld, imho
Tangential story: One of my good friends and colleagues is a Jewish historian (i.e., he's Jewish and specializes in Jewish history) and a Disney lunatic. The conflict between love of Disney and Walt's antisemitism is solved by seriously downplaying the latter. I hit him on that whenever he accuses some prominent figure of being antisemitic That blind spot amuses me to no end because he is so passionate about both.
He sounds like the male version of me without the Disney freakdom.
He's very much in the Woody Allen personality vein, minus the creepy pedo stuff but plus Argentinian and adores animals.
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JennyB wrote:
02 Jun 2021, 10:05am
matedog wrote:
30 May 2021, 8:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 May 2021, 6:54pm
Flex wrote:
30 May 2021, 5:03pm
We leech disney+ off my woman's disney-obsessed sister's wife, and they always pay extra for the early access movies. Get you an extended family with a member that will only vacation at disneyworld, imho
Tangential story: One of my good friends and colleagues is a Jewish historian (i.e., he's Jewish and specializes in Jewish history) and a Disney lunatic. The conflict between love of Disney and Walt's antisemitism is solved by seriously downplaying the latter. I hit him on that whenever he accuses some prominent figure of being antisemitic That blind spot amuses me to no end because he is so passionate about both.
I’ve been wondering and afraid to ask my token jewish friends, but do Jews avoid Ford cars? Like, I would get it if they did.
I've never had them, but not because of Henry. I just don't like them. My next door neighbor has a Mustang - one of those Shelby ones. I've had Volkswagens.
No pressure from family growing up, "oh we don't buy Fords"? Matt Patrol says Jews love Cadillacs.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
02 Jun 2021, 10:25am
JennyB wrote:
02 Jun 2021, 10:05am
matedog wrote:
30 May 2021, 8:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 May 2021, 6:54pm
Flex wrote:
30 May 2021, 5:03pm
We leech disney+ off my woman's disney-obsessed sister's wife, and they always pay extra for the early access movies. Get you an extended family with a member that will only vacation at disneyworld, imho
Tangential story: One of my good friends and colleagues is a Jewish historian (i.e., he's Jewish and specializes in Jewish history) and a Disney lunatic. The conflict between love of Disney and Walt's antisemitism is solved by seriously downplaying the latter. I hit him on that whenever he accuses some prominent figure of being antisemitic That blind spot amuses me to no end because he is so passionate about both.
I’ve been wondering and afraid to ask my token jewish friends, but do Jews avoid Ford cars? Like, I would get it if they did.
I've never had them, but not because of Henry. I just don't like them. My next door neighbor has a Mustang - one of those Shelby ones. I've had Volkswagens.
No pressure from family growing up, "oh we don't buy Fords"? Matt Patrol says Jews love Cadillacs.
My grandparents had a cadillac, but I always thought that was more of a Texas thing. They are huge and obnoxious, but damn, they are comfortable.
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I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.

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revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.
A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:19am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.
A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
Someone needs to look for a new job.

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revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:19am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.
A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
Someone needs to look for a new job.
Given that I was never offered a contract in the first place, your threat is limp.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:53am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:19am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.
A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
Someone needs to look for a new job.
Given that I was never offered a contract in the first place, your threat is limp.
Contract? What kind of commie pinko shop do you think Im running here?

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revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 10:27am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:53am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:19am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:42am


I'll expect a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow or you're fired.
A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
Someone needs to look for a new job.
Given that I was never offered a contract in the first place, your threat is limp.
Contract? What kind of commie pinko shop do you think Im running here?
I'd take this up with the local union organizer, if she hadn't been found dead at the bottom of well of an accidental gunshot wound to the back of the head.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 10:51am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 10:27am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:53am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:19am


A quick googling suggests that Ms. Bananas chose to pursue success in other vocations after only a few films.
Someone needs to look for a new job.
Given that I was never offered a contract in the first place, your threat is limp.
Contract? What kind of commie pinko shop do you think Im running here?
I'd take this up with the local union organizer, if she hadn't been found dead at the bottom of well of an accidental gunshot wound to the back of the head.
Falling gunshot injuries are more common than you think.

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revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 11:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 10:51am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 10:27am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:53am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:31am


Someone needs to look for a new job.
Given that I was never offered a contract in the first place, your threat is limp.
Contract? What kind of commie pinko shop do you think Im running here?
I'd take this up with the local union organizer, if she hadn't been found dead at the bottom of well of an accidental gunshot wound to the back of the head.
Falling gunshot injuries are more common than you think.
It's a really good argument against unions.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
Everything from Annie Hall on is still good, but ironically, the "early, funny ones" haven't turned out as timeless. Although I do get in the mood for Love & Death every so often.

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Kory wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 12:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:21am
I got it in my head that I was curious whether Woody Allen's Bananas still held up—there are a couple gags that I still love, but suspect as a whole the comedy is too obvious now—so I went on a torrent site and typed in Bananas. Which led to a lot of hits featuring a young porn starlet who goes by the name Sammi Bananas. And I can't get that name out of my head. It's such a bizarre alias, but especially for someone doing porn, unless, like, she specializes in fruit?
Everything from Annie Hall on is still good, but ironically, the "early, funny ones" haven't turned out as timeless. Although I do get in the mood for Love & Death every so often.
That's my suspicion. Time and place …
Responding more directly, I refuse to believe you missed what bananas represent.
Potassium?
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