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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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tep (or anyone else), have you seen this? I came across a reference to it and love the title.
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Even though it was promoted as a sex comedy, it has very little nudity.



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/pa ... =pg1668990

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2025, 9:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2025, 8:00pm
tep (or anyone else), have you seen this? I came across a reference to it and love the title.
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IMDB says:
Even though it was promoted as a sex comedy, it has very little nudity.



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/pa ... =pg1668990
I hope that studio was sued into oblivion for false advertising.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 May 2025, 7:01am
revbob wrote:
22 May 2025, 9:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2025, 8:00pm
tep (or anyone else), have you seen this? I came across a reference to it and love the title.
Image
IMDB says:
Even though it was promoted as a sex comedy, it has very little nudity.



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/pa ... =pg1668990
I hope that studio was sued into oblivion for false advertising.
I can just imagine there were teen boys all over America who were so disappointed when they brought it home from the video store.

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revbob wrote:
23 May 2025, 7:04am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 May 2025, 7:01am
revbob wrote:
22 May 2025, 9:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2025, 8:00pm
tep (or anyone else), have you seen this? I came across a reference to it and love the title.
Image
IMDB says:
Even though it was promoted as a sex comedy, it has very little nudity.



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/pa ... =pg1668990
I hope that studio was sued into oblivion for false advertising.
I can just imagine there were teen boys all over America who were so disappointed when they brought it home from the video store.
Kids today don't realize what a crapshoot it was back then. It was tough, man, it was tough.
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But Hong Kong Phooey was in it, so can’t be all bad!

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Have not, did see Super Vixens very recently though. And Rosanne Katon, hell yeah. You'd know her from Bachelor Party, but she was in a buncha movies, plus Playboy, plus Grady's granddaughter in a Sanford & Son spin off.
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Dead Mail (2024) Of all the movies with step-by-step instructions on how to build a synthesizer that also have US Postal connections and set in the 80s, this one of the better ones. I didn’t care for the 2nd act, but overall worth a watch. (SHUDDER)

Wrath of Becky (2023) Becky's back! She's 16 and she has a problem with neo-nazis. Over the top cartoon violence and only 80 minutes. A ton of fun. (Par+)

Blood and Diamonds (1977) A parolee makes things difficult for the former associates that sent him up the river five years ago in in this poliziottechi from Fernando Dei Leo's With Barbara Bouchet, Claudio Cassinelli, Marty Balsam, and more Barbara Bouchet. J&B – yes (TUBI)

The Snow Woman (1968) She's a demon who freezes unsuspecting woodsmen to death, but decides to spare one if he agrees to never tell her tale. Should be an easy promise to keep. This is a feature length adaptation of the Japanese folk tale which was also told in Kwaidan. (Night Flight)

Darker Than Night aka Más negro que la noche (1975) Four women move into a mansion when one of them inherits it from an estranged aunt on one condition...they must care for the cat that comes with it. What could go wrong? Slow paced with great atmosphere,and holy smokes, all 4 leads were incredibly good-looking! (SHUDDER)

Oasis of the Zombies (1982) An army colonel kills Blabert over the location of secret Nazi gold, but Son of Blabert and his co-ed pals are headed for the same place in Jess Franco’s awful but entertaining zombie romp. The treasure is protected by zombies. (Kanopy)

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Horror Hotel aka City of the Dead (1960)
Christopher Lee is a college professor sends a student to study witchcraft in a remote New England town where she becomes a target for a sacrifice. When she doesn't return, her loved ones go looking for her. With super-hot Venetia Stevenson. (SHUDDER)

Ringu (1998) Ain't seen this in over 20. I guess I liked it then, not really my jam anymore (SHUDDER)
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tepista wrote:
23 May 2025, 10:42am
Dead Mail (2024) Of all the movies with step-by-step instructions on how to build a synthesizer that also have US Postal connections and set in the 80s, this one of the better ones. I didn’t care for the 2nd act, but overall worth a watch. (SHUDDER)
Great review!
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tepista wrote:
23 May 2025, 10:42am
Horror Hotel aka City of the Dead (1960) Christopher Lee is a college professor sends a student to study witchcraft in a remote New England town where she becomes a target for a sacrifice. When she doesn't return, her loved ones go looking for her. With super-hot Venetia Stevenson. (SHUDDER)
Thought her only claim to fame was that she dated Elvis. Will have to keep an eye out for that one.
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Watched I'm Thinking of Ending Things last night. It was my kind of weird and the longer I'm away from it, the more I like it. Definitely not for everyone.

Plus Jessie Buckley is fab!

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Olaf wrote:
24 May 2025, 8:56am

Thought her only claim to fame was that she dated Elvis. Will have to keep an eye out for that one.

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She's Axl Rose's mother-in-law. or former, at least
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tepista wrote:
25 May 2025, 10:30am
Olaf wrote:
24 May 2025, 8:56am

Thought her only claim to fame was that she dated Elvis. Will have to keep an eye out for that one.

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She's Axl Rose's mother-in-law. or former, at least
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Sinners (2025) Mainstream smash hit. I would have trimmed it down a half hour and knocked out the dance routines, but what do I know. Good movie. (theater)

Heart Eyes (2025) I had very low expectations, but I laughed many times. Nice popcorn movie, a Hallmark parody slasher.

Zatoichi at Large (1972) Ichi delivers a baby from a dying pregnant woman he meets on the road and brings it to its family, whose village is currently being re-taken by yakuza who were driven out by a now-aging constable years ago. The 23rd of 26 Zaotichi films. (DVD)

Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954) The crew of an Amazonian fossil expedition are in a fight for their lives when they encounter a horny fish-man in the Universal classic. One of the greats. (DVD)

Revenge of the Creature (1955) The Gill-Man is captured from the Amazon and brought to a Florida theme park where he's gawked at by yokels in the afternoon, and poked and prodded by scientists in the evening. The kinda thing that would make you want to break your chains and go on a rampage! (DVD)

Phenomena (1985) Jennifer Connelly is a sleepwalking teenager at a Swiss school for girls whose bug-whispering skills just might help her catch the pesky neighborhood serial killer in Dario Argento's great late-era giallo with Daria Nicolodi, Donald Pleasence, a chimp, heavy metal soundtrack & a million flies & maggots! (Night Flight)

Female Prisoner Scorpion: Beast Stable (1973) The 3rd in the series finds Matsu (Meiko Kaji) staying with a streetwalker who sleeps with her own brain-damaged brother to keep him from committing violent acts, while avoiding a vengeful officer who lost an arm during their last encounter. (Blu-ray)

Hand of Death (1962) A scientist rejects all safety protocols while working on a nerve gas and is surprised when anything he touches dies instantly, before eventually morphing into a full-fledged monster. Only 60 minutes, not very good. (FX-cable)

The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973) An immortal being and his vampire-bird-woman assistant reprogram Dr. Frankenstein's silver-skinned monster to abduct beautiful women for use in an experiment to create a perfect being. From Jess Franco. (Plex)

Voodoo Passion (1977) A woman joins her British diplomat husband at his home in Haiti, but the local flavor causes her to have vividly realistic dreams about sex and murder. Almost non-stop nudity/smut from Jess Franco (DVD)
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Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) Hey, I was Class of '88! So that's what my prom woulda been like if I went? Popcorn fun, don’t think too hard. (Netflix)

Mickey 17 (2025) I liked it, doubt I'd ever watch it twice. I watched the whole movie before I realized the main guy was the guy from the teenage vampire movies. (MAX)

The Violent Professionals (1973) Luc Merenda is a homicide cop who plays by his own rules, so the commissioner puts him deep undercover, and still gets mad when he plays by his own rules! This poliziotteschi from giallo master Sergio Martino has lots of car crashes, and not afraid to put bullets in women and children. J&B – yes (TUBI)

Empire of the Dark (1991) 20 years after thwarting a gates-of-hell incident, an ex-cop and current sweatpants wearing swordsman-for-hire is called back to duty, as the planets are aligned or something. Produced, written, directed and starring Steve Barkett. His 2nd and final such film, 10 years after the equally batshit The Aftermath. (Night Flight)

Children of the Corn 7: Revelation (2001) A young woman visits grandma to help her move out of her condemned tenement building only to discover she's missing. The remaining tenants include a friendly stripper, a stoner, a gun nut, and what's with the parent-less children running around the hallways? (DVD)

Roy Colt & Winchester Jack (1970) A sheriff and an outlaw are on again-off again partners looking for buried treasure while vying for the affection of a native prostitute with wedding bells in her eyes, and trying to keep it from a Russian killer who calls himself "Reverend" in this spaghetti western/buddy comedy from Mario Bava. (DVD)

The Creature Walks Among Us (1956) In the 3rd & final Black Lagoon installment, scientist burn the creature's gills off, forcing him to breathe through his human-like lungs. Then they put pants on him and lock him in a cage with farm animals. Who's the real monster? (DVD)

The House of Lost Women (1983) A has-been actor keeps his family in exile on a remote island. His sexually frustrated wife, and two teenage daughters (one with the mental capacity of a 2 year old) all masturbate constantly in this soft porn from Jess Franco. Lina Romay still playing an 18yo in 83, good for her! (FAWESOME)
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tepista wrote:
30 May 2025, 10:55am
The Creature Walks Among Us (1956) In the 3rd & final Black Lagoon installment, scientist burn the creature's gills off, forcing him to breathe through his human-like lungs. Then they put pants on him and lock him in a cage with farm animals. Who's the real monster? (DVD)
There were immediate sequels? How did I not know this!?!?
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