The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I never understood what they were going for with those soles.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Jan 2022, 7:39amThe more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
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You’d think they would have altered composition to a sole that is more resistant to cold weather so that it can actually be worn year-round. It’s a solidly made shoe/boot, yet that sole sucks.revbob wrote: ↑30 Jan 2022, 10:37amI never understood what they were going for with those soles.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Jan 2022, 7:39amThe more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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https://www.theonion.com/piece-of-shit- ... 1848582859Piece Of Shit Baby Born On 2/22/2022 At 2:23 P.M.
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The Onion submitted an amicus brief to the Supreme Court: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/ ... 0Brief.pdf
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Do you know where I can find the cliff notes version?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Oct 2022, 3:12pmThe Onion submitted an amicus brief to the Supreme Court: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/ ... 0Brief.pdf