The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread

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Heh: https://www.theonion.com/ceo-s-skill-se ... 1850571849
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He and I both.
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Silent Majority wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 10:24am
He and I both.
I think I'm being undervalued because I'm usually a dumbass for a lot less than six figures.
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Flex wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 10:47am
Silent Majority wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 10:24am
He and I both.
I think I'm being undervalued because I'm usually a dumbass for a lot less than six figures.
Terrible to monetize what should be the passion of the amateur.
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Good work if you can get it.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Sparky wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 11:05am
Good work if you can get it.
Hello,

It's all too true. They need to mention being born into the right family as well.
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gkbill wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 12:30pm
Sparky wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 11:05am
Good work if you can get it.
Hello,

It's all too true. They need to mention being born into the right family as well.
Oh yeah, nepotism rules the corporate world.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Sparky wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 1:33pm
gkbill wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 12:30pm
Sparky wrote: ↑
28 Jun 2023, 11:05am
Good work if you can get it.
Hello,

It's all too true. They need to mention being born into the right family as well.
Oh yeah, nepotism rules the corporate world.
Hey, they struggled like everyone else. They fought other sperm to fertilize the egg, then they fought their way out of the womb when the time was right. Really, they proved themselves when it counted by coming into existence.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote: ↑
16 Jul 2023, 1:08pm
Take that, Reagan!
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Devastatingly true: https://thehardtimes.net/culture/introv ... minefield/
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https://www.theonion.com/nerd-who-spent ... 1850780987
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Goddammit that one rings true
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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This gave me a much needed laugh! https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-i-ra ... the-mayor/
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