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Well, I definitely laughed.
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Holy shit that's funny
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.

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revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm
Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 7:09pm
revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm
Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.

It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
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JennyB wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 7:09pm
revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm
Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.

It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
I remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 10:49am
JennyB wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 7:09pm
revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm
Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.

It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
I remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.
Id like to see this but his torturers would need to think he was a legit taliban, alqaida or similar. And also not know it was being filmed. A real world scenario.

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revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 10:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 10:49am
JennyB wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 7:09pm
revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm


Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.

It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
I remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.
Id like to see this but his torturers would need to think he was a legit taliban, alqaida or similar. And also not know it was being filmed. A real world scenario.
I think a simple exercise that involves asking, "Are you a fake tough guy?" would suffice. If he can stand two rounds, yup, he's a genuine tough guy. I'd bet Olaf's clubbing lederhosen that one round would be more than enough.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 10:49am
JennyB wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 7:09pm
revbob wrote:
02 Aug 2021, 6:57pm
Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.

It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
I remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.
Christopher Hitchens took the same challenge


No way is Hannity doing that.
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