The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
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Well, I definitely laughed.
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Holy shit that's funny
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Its amazing how so many fat, old, unatheletic (now or ever) white men are up in arms over this.
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Guys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
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Yep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Aug 2021, 7:09pmGuys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
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I remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 9:55amYep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Aug 2021, 7:09pmGuys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Id like to see this but his torturers would need to think he was a legit taliban, alqaida or similar. And also not know it was being filmed. A real world scenario.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 10:49amI remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 9:55amYep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Aug 2021, 7:09pmGuys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
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I think a simple exercise that involves asking, "Are you a fake tough guy?" would suffice. If he can stand two rounds, yup, he's a genuine tough guy. I'd bet Olaf's clubbing lederhosen that one round would be more than enough.revbob wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 10:57amId like to see this but his torturers would need to think he was a legit taliban, alqaida or similar. And also not know it was being filmed. A real world scenario.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 10:49amI remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 9:55amYep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Aug 2021, 7:09pmGuys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Christopher Hitchens took the same challengeDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 10:49amI remember Hannity saying he'd be waterboarded live on tv to show it isn't that bad. Someday his schedule will open up enough for that to happen, I'm sure.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Aug 2021, 9:55amYep. I'd also like to see any of them even try to WALK across a four inch wide beam and see what happens. If they can even hoist themselves up on it in the first place.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Aug 2021, 7:09pmGuys who are traumatized by just the idea of discussion of systemic racism are willing to call a woman who was abused by her coach and also possesses the physical and mental toughness to compete and succeed at the highest, most public stage. It also takes an amazing toughness and sense of self to step away in such a public forum. If you want to understand white and male privilege, that's a good example to start with.
It was like all of the people who made fun of Greg Louganis when he hit his head.
No way is Hannity doing that.
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