The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread

[Wolter]

An Andrew W.K. poster says, "I'm badass." A tapestry says, "Girls hated my Andrew W.K. poster"

http://www.theonion.com/interactive/dor ... ips,18072/#

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mexico ... eal,18109/

[Dr. Medulla]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mexico ... eal,18109/

I laughed, I laughed, I laughed …

[Dr. Medulla]

All Of Artist’s Nudes Look Terrified

[Wolter]

All Of Artist’s Nudes Look Terrified

Oh God that gave me a hearty chuckle.

[Dr. Medulla]

Quiet Riot Speaks Out Against Nation's Poor Metal Health Care

LOS ANGELES—In their first public appearance since breaking up three years ago, surviving members of the hard-rock band Quiet Riot reunited Friday to raise awareness of the urgent need for metal health care reform. "The state of affairs in this country is enough to make most citizens want to bang their heads—in fact, it will drive them mad," said drummer Frankie Banali, explaining that many metal health plans no longer cover rudimentary procedures such as girls rocking their boys. "Sadly, the number of people seeking the help of metal health professionals has declined by more than 99 percent since our first hit in 1983. The situation is dire." The band went on to state that former lead singer Kevin DuBrow, who died in 2007, would have wanted all Americans to have equal access to the padded cells, straitjackets, and steel face masks so urgently needed by the metally ill.

[tepista]

[Spiff]

I can't post a link, 'coz the Onion website is blocked here at work :( , but everyone must watch the Onion video on "How to play golf with the guy whose wife you're fucking."

[Dr. Medulla]

I can't post a link, 'coz the Onion website is blocked here at work :( , but everyone must watch the Onion video on "How to play golf with the guy whose wife you're fucking."

Beautiful. I knew Lee Trevino was a snake …

[rcs]

I can't post a link, 'coz the Onion website is blocked here at work :( , but everyone must watch the Onion video on "How to play golf with the guy whose wife you're fucking."

Beautiful. I knew Lee Trevino was a snake …

"how to shake down your caddies for overheard stock-tips"

classic

[matedog]

This was good:

[rcs]

This was good:

heh heh

[matedog]

This was good:

heh heh

I think we can all relate to it at least a bit. Lord knows how many 3 mile walks I've done at 2am across the city when I'm too impatient to wait for a bus.

[Wolter]

This was good:

heh heh

I think we can all relate to it at least a bit. Lord knows how many 3 mile walks I've done at 2am across the city when I'm too impatient to wait for a bus.

, ladies...

[tepista]