The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread

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I've got that. It's awesome.
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Billy Joel wrote:I've got that. It's awesome.
That everything is presented in such an "isn't everything great?" way makes it all the funnier when relating horrible shit.
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Billy Joel wrote:My roommate finally got something on the front page. He wrote the Paul McCartney funeral video.
Is his name Brendan Eager?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=gro ... 2842533838
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Jeff Loveness is the writer's name. I believe that facebook page was set up by The Onion for insertion in the video.
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Billy Joel wrote:Jeff Loveness is the writer's name. I believe that facebook page was set up by The Onion for insertion in the video.
It was.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... -fa,18657/
:lol:

Made me think of this ancient avatar of mine that I snapped of a street sign 2 blocks from my apartment (and the school I live next door to). . .
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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chuckle....
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Fuck, that was funny

Fuck also, I forgot to tape Sportsdome.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-ren ... s-t,18838/

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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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