The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
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I've got that. It's awesome.
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That everything is presented in such an "isn't everything great?" way makes it all the funnier when relating horrible shit.Billy Joel wrote:I've got that. It's awesome.
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Is his name Brendan Eager?Billy Joel wrote:My roommate finally got something on the front page. He wrote the Paul McCartney funeral video.
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Jeff Loveness is the writer's name. I believe that facebook page was set up by The Onion for insertion in the video.
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It was.Billy Joel wrote:Jeff Loveness is the writer's name. I believe that facebook page was set up by The Onion for insertion in the video.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... -fa,18657/
Made me think of this ancient avatar of mine that I snapped of a street sign 2 blocks from my apartment (and the school I live next door to). . .
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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chuckle....
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Ordered a very cheap set of this. Arrived yesterday. It is beyond funny and devastating. You need to get this. Next time you spend $6 unnecessarily, you should regret not having spent it on this.
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Fuck, that was funny
Fuck also, I forgot to tape Sportsdome.
Fuck also, I forgot to tape Sportsdome.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-ren ... s-t,18838/
Beaner thinks they overpaid, but he's pleased with this deal.
Beaner thinks they overpaid, but he's pleased with this deal.
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"