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No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
I made it a point to not be like that in action. But if we are were driving in the car I'm going to listen to stuff I like. I won't play some of the more inaccessible music that I listen to but my daughter certainly early on had a much different taste in music than her peers. As she got older she figured out what she liked on her own. She still likes or at least tolerates some of what I listen to though.

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revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
I made it a point to not be like that in action. But if we are were driving in the car I'm going to listen to stuff I like. I won't play some of the more inaccessible music that I listen to but my daughter certainly early on had a much different taste in music than her peers. As she got older she figured out what she liked on her own. She still likes or at least tolerates some of what I listen to though.
Young lady, you will list every Throbbing Gristle LP, IN ORDER, or you don't get your phone back.
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tepista wrote:
revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
I made it a point to not be like that in action. But if we are were driving in the car I'm going to listen to stuff I like. I won't play some of the more inaccessible music that I listen to but my daughter certainly early on had a much different taste in music than her peers. As she got older she figured out what she liked on her own. She still likes or at least tolerates some of what I listen to though.
Young lady, you will list every Throbbing Gristle LP, IN ORDER, or you don't get your phone back.
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Funny, that article is based in a city right next door to me. It's considered very ghetto.
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Well, I laughed.
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Three great Biden articles yesterday:
http://www.theonion.com/search?q=%22joe-biden%22
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Onion Biden of the last eight years has been pretty easy stuff overall, but consistently hilarious.
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http://www.theonion.com/articleslidesho ... secr-55088

While not nearly as heralded as Onion Biden, in the end the Covert Op Kerry torture porn series proved to be an enjoyably inspired bookend to the Obama years.

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