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Dr. Medulla wrote:A West Virginia joke I remember from my time in NC: What's the definition of foreplay in West Virginia? Get in the truck, bitch.
Apropos of this thread of late:
What does a West Virginia girl say while she's losing her virginity?
"Get off me, Daddy. Yer crushing' my cigarette!"
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Wolter wrote:Apropos of this thread of late:
What does a West Virginia girl say while she's losing her virginity?
"Get off me, Daddy. Yer crushing' my cigarette!"
That sounds like a lot of Indian (casino, not 7-11) jokes that get told in Saskatchewan. Entertain me through your objectification, underclass!

edit: I would always get annoyed when B's Indian and Metis friends would tell Indian jokes in my presence and I would think how unfair it was that I couldn't easily join in. White man's burden, 21st century style.
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fucking larry-us

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"Dan Smith, BYU." = lole

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This thread used to be about hot chicks who went to "State".

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revbob wrote:This thread used to be about hot chicks who went to "State".
maybe it could be again.......

UCF is ranked this year

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so is Fresno St

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meh

Northern Illinois is good this year

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So is Baylor

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Baylor wins
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If I were mean I might say something like "They don't call Fresno the "Dogs" for nothing" but I am not mean so I won't say something like that.
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I think I can guess which ones are the freshmen. :shifty:

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Thanks Tep, I find college football uninspiring otherwise.

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Here's something everyone should enjoy

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Proud Larry has never been prouder.

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