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by Wolter » 23 Jul 2013, 11:02am
Dr. Medulla wrote: A West Virginia joke I remember from my time in NC: What's the definition of foreplay in West Virginia? Get in the truck, bitch.
Apropos of this thread of late:
What does a West Virginia girl say while she's losing her virginity?
"Get off me, Daddy. Yer crushing' my cigarette!"
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by Dr. Medulla » 23 Jul 2013, 11:32am
Wolter wrote: Apropos of this thread of late:
What does a West Virginia girl say while she's losing her virginity?
"Get off me, Daddy. Yer crushing' my cigarette!"
That sounds like a lot of Indian (casino, not 7-11) jokes that get told in Saskatchewan. Entertain me through your objectification, underclass!
edit: I would always get annoyed when B's Indian and Metis friends would tell Indian jokes in my presence and I would think how unfair it was that I couldn't easily join in. White man's burden, 21st century style.
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by tepista » 13 Sep 2013, 7:11pm
fucking larry-us
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by Inder » 13 Sep 2013, 9:47pm
"Dan Smith, BYU." = lole
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by tepista » 21 Oct 2013, 1:16pm
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by revbob » 21 Oct 2013, 4:37pm
This thread used to be about hot chicks who went to "State".
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by tepista » 21 Oct 2013, 7:00pm
revbob wrote: This thread used to be about hot chicks who went to "State".
maybe it could be again.......
UCF is ranked this year
so is Fresno St
meh
Northern Illinois is good this year
So is Baylor
Baylor wins
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by tepista » 21 Oct 2013, 7:02pm
If I were mean I might say something like "They don't call Fresno the "Dogs" for nothing" but I am not mean so I won't say something like that.
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by Rat Patrol » 21 Oct 2013, 7:13pm
I think I can guess which ones are the
freshmen .
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by revbob » 21 Oct 2013, 9:35pm
Thanks Tep, I find college football uninspiring otherwise.
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by tepista » 27 Nov 2013, 1:26pm
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by tepista » 03 Jan 2014, 2:40pm
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by tepista » 29 Nov 2019, 2:21pm
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by tepista » 02 Jan 2024, 12:55pm
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