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rcs wrote:
tepista wrote:i'm psyched. go west coast.
oregon's uniforms weren't half-bad... except for the neon socks and shoes
I like anything neon because it reminds me of Poly Styrene.
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JennyB wrote:
rcs wrote:
tepista wrote:i'm psyched. go west coast.
oregon's uniforms weren't half-bad... except for the neon socks and shoes
I like anything neon because it reminds me of Poly Styrene.
Ah, the Oregon Germ-Free Adolescents.
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If you stare at the Oregon helmets long enough you see the outline of a sailboat.

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TJM wrote:If you stare at the Oregon helmets long enough you see the outline of a sailboat.
i will not do that and you cannot make me
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rcs wrote:
TJM wrote:If you stare at the Oregon helmets long enough you see the outline of a sailboat.
i will not do that and you cannot make me
I love everything about this exchange.
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rcs:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6124389

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Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) -- Nevada ranks first in the nation in the rate of women murdered by men, according to information from the Violence Policy Center.

The study analyzed homicide data and details information on female homicides involving one female murder victim and one male offender.

The national rate of women killed by men in single victim/single offender cases was 1.25 per 100,000. In Nevada, it was 2.70 per 100,000.

The study uses the most recent data from the FBI's unpublished supplementary homicide report and is released each year to coincide with Domestic Violence Awareness Month in October.

Nevada holds the #1 position for the second year in a row, and the fourth time in the last five years.

Following Nevada on the list are Alabama, Louisiana, Arizona, Tennessee and Georgia.
Just like the SEC to represent 4 of the top 6!


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Joe Paterno lets children get molested under his watch. I guess that makes him qualified to be the pope.
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You really can't make this stuff up. :scared:


EDIT: or this. . .
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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sport ... &seid=auto

...and that's the end of that chapter. Now, does he get reabsorbed into the Vatican walls to vote on popes and shit out-of-sight until such later date when his image is determined ready for rehabilitation PR? Worked for Cardinal Law. :shifty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:

You really can't make this stuff up. :scared:

Incredible!
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Keeping free tattoos a secret sounds like a good deed compared to this.
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tepista wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:

You really can't make this stuff up. :scared:

Incredible!
of the 35 user reviews, one was written in 2005 and 34 were written this week!
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You really can't make this stuff up II:

http://www.lostlettermen.com/11-7-2011- ... penn-state
One of those flavors – the Sandusky Blitz – was named in honor of disgraced former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, who is facing felony charges for allegedly sexually abusing young boys. While it reportedly has not been served for several years, it was still listed on the creamery’s website on Sunday and described as a banana flavored ice cream with chocolate covered peanuts and a caramel swirl.

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