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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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It's a shame my perceived hotness based on my hip name never came to anything.
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Kory wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 4:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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It's a shame my perceived hotness based on my hip name never came to anything.
Luckily you are totally non-threatening.
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Speaking of heartthrob names, I went to high school with a guy named Robbie Sweet. He was kind of a skater drop out. Kinda dumb, apparently had a large dong.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 6:09pm
Speaking of heartthrob names, I went to high school with a guy named Robbie Sweet. He was kind of a skater drop out. Kinda dumb, apparently had a large dong.
I went to high school with a guy named Dwayne Bone. Hockey player, dumb as a bag of rocks. He lives on in my memory for the look on his face during an exam—a cross between constipated straining and terror at seeing his own disembodied head.
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Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.

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gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
Gotta be hippie parents.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:18pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
Gotta be hippie parents.
Hello,

It was in Oregon, so....yeah.

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gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:18pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
Gotta be hippie parents.
Hello,

It was in Oregon, so....yeah.
Oh lord, yes. The Boss has a friend who lives in the BC interior, where a ton of hippies and draft dodgers ended up. The friend has worked for H & R Block during tax season and dealt with the weirdness of burned-out hippies trying to file taxes. On one occasion, they wanted to claim a child tax credit, but couldn't because the child in question didn't have a name. "We don't want to impose upon a human being their most personal thing, their identity." How do you communicate with your child? "Oh, 'Hey, you' or 'Baby'." All I could think of was building some monster with a personality disorder because they didn't have a name growing up.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 8:25pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:18pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
Gotta be hippie parents.
Hello,

It was in Oregon, so....yeah.
Oh lord, yes. The Boss has a friend who lives in the BC interior, where a ton of hippies and draft dodgers ended up. The friend has worked for H & R Block during tax season and dealt with the weirdness of burned-out hippies trying to file taxes. On one occasion, they wanted to claim a child tax credit, but couldn't because the child in question didn't have a name. "We don't want to impose upon a human being their most personal thing, their identity." How do you communicate with your child? "Oh, 'Hey, you' or 'Baby'." All I could think of was building some monster with a personality disorder because they didn't have a name growing up.
Hello,

What will they put on the Wanted posters?

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gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 9:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 8:25pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:18pm
gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
Gotta be hippie parents.
Hello,

It was in Oregon, so....yeah.
Oh lord, yes. The Boss has a friend who lives in the BC interior, where a ton of hippies and draft dodgers ended up. The friend has worked for H & R Block during tax season and dealt with the weirdness of burned-out hippies trying to file taxes. On one occasion, they wanted to claim a child tax credit, but couldn't because the child in question didn't have a name. "We don't want to impose upon a human being their most personal thing, their identity." How do you communicate with your child? "Oh, 'Hey, you' or 'Baby'." All I could think of was building some monster with a personality disorder because they didn't have a name growing up.
Hello,

What will they put on the Wanted posters?
That's a very good question. Damn hippies wreck everything.
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gkbill wrote:
06 Dec 2022, 7:15pm
Hello,

I once recruited a player named (I kid you not) Summer Loving.
I went to school with a girl named Sommer Brieze.
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