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Help, I'm having a Mandela Effect. I saw this commercial and then I thought of a Simpsons where there was a TV ad for Ranch flavored soda/cola, but when i googled I couldn't find it. Was it a different cartoon? Futurama or something? Did I dream it?
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tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 1:19pm
Help, I'm having a Mandela Effect. I saw this commercial and then I thought of a Simpsons where there was a TV ad for Ranch flavored soda/cola, but when i googled I couldn't find it. Was it a different cartoon? Futurama or something? Did I dream it?
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That's the only ranch thing I can think of.
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tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 1:19pm
Help, I'm having a Mandela Effect. I saw this commercial and then I thought of a Simpsons where there was a TV ad for Ranch flavored soda/cola, but when i googled I couldn't find it. Was it a different cartoon? Futurama or something? Did I dream it?
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Also, here ya go:
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Kory wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 3:21pm
Also, here ya go:
YES!

As for the Ranch-a-Rita, I thinks it's just a carbonated margarita, but the Logo makes it look like Ranch soda
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tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 3:21pm
Also, here ya go:
YES!

As for the Ranch-a-Rita, I thinks it's just a carbonated margarita, but the Logo makes it look like Ranch soda
Seems like really bad marketing to me, but what do I know!
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Kory wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 5:49pm
tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 3:21pm
Also, here ya go:
YES!

As for the Ranch-a-Rita, I thinks it's just a carbonated margarita, but the Logo makes it look like Ranch soda
Seems like really bad marketing to me, but what do I know!
even the color makes it look like it's ranch dressing
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2022, 5:39pm
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Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2022, 5:39pm
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I could have used this advice decades ago.
I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
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Flex wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:55pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2022, 5:39pm
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I could have used this advice decades ago.
I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
Too little, too late :(
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Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:11pm
Flex wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:55pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2022, 5:39pm
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I could have used this advice decades ago.
I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
Too little, too late :(
I don't think it's ever too late to be kidnapped and murdered.
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Re: The Simpsons

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:11pm
Flex wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:55pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2022, 5:39pm
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I could have used this advice decades ago.
I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
Too little, too late :(
I don't think it's ever too late to be kidnapped and murdered.
Nobody wants me now, I don't appeal to any of the murderers in my neighborhood since I got older.
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Re: The Simpsons

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Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 3:08pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:11pm
Flex wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:55pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:54pm


I could have used this advice decades ago.
I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
Too little, too late :(
I don't think it's ever too late to be kidnapped and murdered.
Nobody wants me now, I don't appeal to any of the murderers in my neighborhood since I got older.
Don't be so negative. You're very murderable.
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Re: The Simpsons

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 3:10pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 3:08pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 2:11pm
Flex wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 1:55pm


I think doc actually meant to post that on the fao Kory thread
Too little, too late :(
I don't think it's ever too late to be kidnapped and murdered.
Nobody wants me now, I don't appeal to any of the murderers in my neighborhood since I got older.
Don't be so negative. You're very murderable.
Maybe, but not for the psychosexual reasons I'd prefer to be murdered for.
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