The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
And the name of that man who took your box spring? Neil Young.
“As I traveled, I came to believe that people’s desires and aspirations were as much a part of the land as the wind, solitary animals, and the bright fields of stone and tundra. And, too, that the land existed quite apart from these.”
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
And the name of that man who took your box spring? Neil Young.
True story!
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
Is that the only appearance of Milhouse's grandmother?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
Is that the only appearance of Milhouse's grandmother?
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
Is that the only appearance of Milhouse's grandmother?
Weird Milhouse's grandfather showed up a few times.
Grandma Flanders even got a couple appearances.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
Is that the only appearance of Milhouse's grandmother?
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chaste.
I'm listening to Songs In The Key of Springfield for the first time in a minute and god these old bits are all so funny.
“As I traveled, I came to believe that people’s desires and aspirations were as much a part of the land as the wind, solitary animals, and the bright fields of stone and tundra. And, too, that the land existed quite apart from these.”
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chapped.
The Boss reminded me of the time maybe a dozen years ago when we were getting rid of a boxspring. Offered it up free on kijiji and a sketchy guy in an even sketchier rape van pulled up. I helped him load the boxspring in there while the Boss watched, ready to call 911 if I got bonked on the head and thrown in the back. However, there was no offer of candy and I emerged from the encounter still chapped.
That ain't the way I heared it
Hello,
Fixed it.
You're all jealous.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
I'm listening to Songs In The Key of Springfield for the first time in a minute and god these old bits are all so funny.
Around the same time that the show began its mercilessly long decline. A rock star born the same year and suffered the 27 Club curse would have died around now.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
I'm listening to Songs In The Key of Springfield for the first time in a minute and god these old bits are all so funny.
Around the same time that the show began its mercilessly long decline. A rock star born the same year and suffered the 27 Club curse would have died around now.
Yeah, there are a few skits/songs from more then-contemporary episodes - tho still better ones, generally - but Homer just said "marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen" and I'm choking laughing here at my desk.
“As I traveled, I came to believe that people’s desires and aspirations were as much a part of the land as the wind, solitary animals, and the bright fields of stone and tundra. And, too, that the land existed quite apart from these.”
I'm listening to Songs In The Key of Springfield for the first time in a minute and god these old bits are all so funny.
Around the same time that the show began its mercilessly long decline. A rock star born the same year and suffered the 27 Club curse would have died around now.
Yeah, there are a few skits/songs from more then-contemporary episodes - tho still better ones, generally - but Homer just said "marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen" and I'm choking laughing here at my desk.
A neat summary of MAGA symbiosis.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
“As I traveled, I came to believe that people’s desires and aspirations were as much a part of the land as the wind, solitary animals, and the bright fields of stone and tundra. And, too, that the land existed quite apart from these.”
