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This should be a mantra, intoned over and over.
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I wish he was my boss.
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Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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I wish he was my boss.
You're gonna die now!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 10:52am
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I wish he was my boss.
You're gonna die now!
You wish. I always keep a quarter in my pocket for these occasions.
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Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:22pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 10:52am
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I wish he was my boss.
You're gonna die now!
You wish. I always keep a quarter in my pocket for these occasions.
For what, a stale gumball?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:29pm
Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:22pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:20pm
Kory wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 10:52am
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I wish he was my boss.
You're gonna die now!
You wish. I always keep a quarter in my pocket for these occasions.
For what, a stale gumball?
For diverting laser beams, of course.
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I’m disappointed nobody got this excellent joke I made on fb.
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Kory wrote:
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I’m disappointed nobody got this excellent joke I made on fb.
That’s good.
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Kory wrote:
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I’m disappointed nobody got this excellent joke I made on fb.
Heh heh, u r gay.
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I didn't see it. Otherwise, I would have chortled.
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Its not 3 eyes but still a monstrosity and either there's more than one or two different people have caught the same fish in a rather large lake over the span of a few days.

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Its not 3 eyes but still a monstrosity and either there's more than one or two different people have caught the same fish in a rather large lake over the span of a few days.

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That … is unsettling.
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I had a long flight last week and decided to try a season 30 episode. It was weird and bad. Lisa was obsessed with To Kill a Mockingbird and there were clips from the actual movie in the episode. It was very unsettling seeing real people and made no god damn sense. The plot itself was terrible and unfunny. Something about Lisa looking up to Homer for getting upset about slutty options for girls clothes in a store. Bart gets jealous and acts out. I don't remember how it ended.

I wish this show ended 20 years ago.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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