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Marky Dread wrote:Why do people keep asking you questions?
I'm not sure.
Are you like a great sage or something?
Possibly.
How much is a Chicago Bulls season ticket?
Depends on the seat. Far more than I'd be willing to pay.
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Wolter wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:Why do people keep asking you questions?
I'm not sure.
Are you like a great sage or something?
Possibly.
How much is a Chicago Bulls season ticket?
Depends on the seat. Far more than I'd be willing to pay.
Word to your mother....or something. :shifty:
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Jon, I'm out of food but for two things: a bag of peanut butter pretzels, and a can of sardines. Which one should I eat?
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101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:How much is a Chicago Bulls season ticket?
You should be asking Hestan.
Stick a pony in me pocket and it's yours.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Kaleb wrote:Jon, I'm out of food but for two things: a bag of peanut butter pretzels, and a can of sardines. Which one should I eat?
The sardines will provide both protein and omega-3 oils. But whatever you eat, be sure to hydrate. Both of those will be salty.
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Jon, why won't Bernie release his book?

Is it because we can't handle the truth?
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Spiff wrote:Jon, why won't Bernie release his book?

Is it because we can't handle the truth?
Look into your heart and you will know the truth.
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Wolter wrote:
Spiff wrote:Jon, why won't Bernie release his book?

Is it because we can't handle the truth?
Look into your heart and you will know the truth.
Jon, are you getting your answers from Celestial Seasonings boxes?
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Spiff wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Spiff wrote:Jon, why won't Bernie release his book?

Is it because we can't handle the truth?
Look into your heart and you will know the truth.
Jon, are you getting your answers from Celestial Seasonings boxes?
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Hey so you are from the south. My stepdad and his son (my stepbro) are from Tennessee. They both use their middle names as their first name. So I'm wondering, what is your real first name, Jon?
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matedog wrote:Hey so you are from the south. My stepdad and his son (my stepbro) are from Tennessee. They both use their middle names as their first name. So I'm wondering, what is your real first name, Jon?
My real first name is Jonathan. However, my brother uses his middle name.
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Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:Hey so you are from the south. My stepdad and his son (my stepbro) are from Tennessee. They both use their middle names as their first name. So I'm wondering, what is your real first name, Jon?
My real first name is Jonathan. However, my brother uses his middle name.
Since they're all named Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob, they have several middle names to choose from.
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Image

This raises many questions.
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Rat Patrol wrote:Image

This raises many questions.
What is the pink boner guy supposed to be? I got Dangle and the Ghostbuster.
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JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Image

This raises many questions.
What is the pink boner guy supposed to be? I got Dangle and the Ghostbuster.
Chewing gum.
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