The Bopst Thread

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.salon.com/2015/01/26/study_p ... _problems/

I think we just scored our first Bopst + Bears...Menace to Mankind + FAO Hoy cross-threading trifecta. :hmm:
This polar pollutant penis predicament sounds perplexing and problematic.
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.salon.com/2015/01/26/study_p ... _problems/

I think we just scored our first Bopst + Bears...Menace to Mankind + FAO Hoy cross-threading trifecta. :hmm:
Bone density or boner density. ..
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http://www.salon.com/2015/03/13/first_p ... o_another/

un-Bopst
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I'm waiting for the first trade.
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I'd read somewhere that botched circumcisions are not uncommon.
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Baltimore's Finest edition: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/0 ... weird-news
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http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1 ... uest_told/
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Well...I suppose he didn't have many available options left for getting himself off.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Well...I suppose he didn't have many available options left for getting himself off.
Death by misadventure. That's a nice way to put it. Sounds like a skydiving accident.
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http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gol ... -to-death/
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Wow. Have we ever had a clean sweep of both the Bopst and Darwin Awards in the same year? :scared:
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Wow. Have we ever had a clean sweep of both the Bopst and Darwin Awards in the same year? :scared:
Monkey asst. says it's fake in the tradition of Weekly World News, but I like to hope.
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Hanson should remake MmmmmBopst.
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tepista wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Wow. Have we ever had a clean sweep of both the Bopst and Darwin Awards in the same year? :scared:
Monkey asst. says it's fake in the tradition of Weekly World News, but I like to hope.
Yeah it seems less than real. The 3rd case this year according to the article.

Below the article was an ad for an "anti-masturbation cross" - keeps jids hands away from their sin zones. Safely secures the self raping child. Or so the ad states. Also found on stop masturbation.com where I learned that
New Zealand, the World’s Self Rape Hell
Maybe 101Walterton could do some hands on research to get to the bottom of this.
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