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tepista wrote:I'm sad about Rob, but the show must go on.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... elitedaily
The headline confuses me. Are Romanian husbands' testicles more brittle and prone to being torn off than the average pair of a) human testicles or b) unmarried Romanian testicles...and thus this incident should be a PSA for Romanian husbands to take extra care not to piss off their wives on International Womens Day? Or are Romanian husbands' testicles attached much more firmly to the scrotum due to combination of diet and/or local environmental conditions...and thus we should marvel at her strength? :huh:

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rug ... weird-news

Jesus Christ, the photo. :scared:
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http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-37494945

Third time and he's doing it because he enjoys it. :twitch:

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Hoy's uncle?

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Jesus. As long as my death and immediate afterwards isn't so damned embarrassing, I'll consider myself fortunate.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Jesus. As long as my death and immediate afterwards isn't so damned embarrassing, I'll consider myself fortunate.
Foul play? It's quite possible his dick was in a can of tuna and ham attached itself to his ass naturally.
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A couple of caveats on this -

1) It's old news but a superficial search didn't find it.

2) Not really genital mutilation but it makes me sort of chuckle inside and horrifies me at the same time.

http://nypost.com/2015/07/18/i-killed-m ... ic-wedgie/
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Hey, Bankrobber's back! Seems like ages, man. I would have put on a clean shirt if I'd known you were coming. :cool:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Hey, Bankrobber's back! Seems like ages, man. I would have put on a clean shirt if I'd known you were coming. :cool:
Shirts? Clash City is far different these days.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Hey, Bankrobber's back! Seems like ages, man. I would have put on a clean shirt if I'd known you were coming. :cool:
He must have had a spirit dream last night since we were making fun of Indians.
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