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Tremendous ingenuity followed by tremendous stupidity.

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The guy was drunk, which passes the first Beaneater test …
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You guys haven't lived until you've grabbed a 30-pack of Coors, driven to Merrimack County, NH behind a bunch of F-150's, set up shop in snotting rain on a muddy hillside lined by carny tents and unlicensed food trucks serving meat on a stick, and watched rednecks compete professionally in a snowmobile mud-and-water race across an oil-slicked pond in May with 500 hooting and cheering meth heads. Especially when they mis-time the jumps after the mud pit and sink in the pond with the engine still bubbling and smoking underwater and have to get dragged from shore by tow truck chains courtesy of Bill's Towing Service and sent to pit row to change out the waterlogged oil.

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It wasn't me, I swear.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:It wasn't me, I swear.

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Shit just starts going to hell all over the place when Beaner's tied up blowing a 2.8 into the breathalyzer for erratic cross-cutting on his Cub Cadet: http://www.wickedlocal.com/allston/news ... 1SmHzDyHq/.

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Oh, fuck, how I laughed.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Oh, fuck, how I laughed.
The linchpin of the story, of course, was that the bartender was "unmarried". Now it all makes perfect sense.
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tepista wrote:Image
Those horizontal stripes makes Beaneater's butt look big.
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Spiff wrote:
tepista wrote:Image
Those horizontal stripes makes Beaneater's butt look big.
That's an old gif, this one is more recent:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote:
Spiff wrote:
tepista wrote:Image
Those horizontal stripes makes Beaneater's butt look big.
That's an old gif, this one is more recent:
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The point we can all agree on is that Beaneater is a fat gun nut.
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Resurrecting an oldy but a goody.

Massachusetts man spits on hikers for not wearing masks, says he has COVID-19

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/man-spits ... id-19/amp/
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revbob wrote: ↑
22 Nov 2020, 12:46pm
 Resurrecting an oldy but a goody.

Massachusetts man spits on hikers for not wearing masks, says he has COVID-19

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/man-spits ... id-19/amp/
Maybe he's an old punk and he's showing approval for those hikers whistling "White Riot"?
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
22 Nov 2020, 1:25pm
revbob wrote: ↑
22 Nov 2020, 12:46pm
 Resurrecting an oldy but a goody.

Massachusetts man spits on hikers for not wearing masks, says he has COVID-19

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/man-spits ... id-19/amp/
Maybe he's an old punk and he's showing approval for those hikers whistling "White Riot"?
I've hiked this forest. It's very nice. This guy is going to get tracked down. I heard some inside info that these two women taking a break at the top of the hill are black and that was that's what upset the old bigot.
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